Kyman Oneshots

Kylie Broflovski AU

Note: I don't proofread this fic, so if there's any mistake I'm so sorry, it's midnight right here ahssjdhjs-

//TW SELF HARM TOPIC!

Kylie Broflovski is known as a smart girl at school and many men like her a lot.

On 14th February, it's supposed to be Valentine's Day. Just another day, Kylie got a lot of love letters inside her locker. "Wow! There are too many letters!" Kylie gasped, Heidi and Wendy, as Kylie's best friends gasped too

"That's so many, Kylie! I'm so jealous of you!" Wendy lets out a laugh

"Well, at least you got a loyal boyfriend, Wendy!" Heidi added, Kylie snorted and said "Yeah, Heidi is right, Wen!"

"Hey! You know me and Stan aren't official yet..." Wendy flushes.

"Also, people always pair you up and Stan! I'm sure he likes you more..." She huffed, Heidi and Kylie laughed as they saw Wendy's expression that was red because of jealousy.

"You know that I don't like Stan like that, wen! And we also talk about our feelings!" Kylie responded

"Really?! What did he say? Who does he love??" Wendy asked her, hoping for an answer.

Kylie rubbed the back of her neck and chuckled nervously, "Haha... I can't tell you, Wen, it's a secret between me and Stan, sorry"

Wendy pouted, "Whatever! I'm gonna check if there's a love letter or anything!" Wendy storms off, Heidi looks at Kylie nervously and excuses herself before going to Wendy.

Kylie huffed and looked around to see Stan and his friends, Kenny and Cartman in the hallway.

They seemed nervous, especially Stan. So then, Kylie approaches them and greets them, "Hey, guys! Are you guys sending letters??"

"Nah, Stan is trying to send the letter to Wendy but he's a coward!" Cartman chuckled which resulted in him getting punched on his shoulder by Stan.

"shut up, fat boy! It's none of your business!" Stan flushed

"Hey! Stop picking on Stan, Fatass!" Kylie defended

"Who cares, Jew girl!" Cartman sticks his tongue out at Kylie, Kylie's eyes twitch, and kicks him on the nuts.

Cartman yelped in pain and grunted, "screw you, Kahlie...."

Kylie rolled her eyes then asked Kenny, "What about you, Kenny?"

"Hm? Me? Well, there's a girl that I like... Her name is Henrietta..." Kenny blushes

"Oh! That's great! Got something for her?" Kylie asked Kenny.

But before Kenny could say a word, he got cut off by Cartman saying, "Psh! He's too poor to get her something hahaha!"

Stan, Kenny, and Kylie had enough, first Kenny yelled "Shut the fuck up, Fatass! At least I got something! Not like you!"

Second Stan yelled, "Yeah! Just shut your fucking mouth, Cartman! This is why no one likes you!" Then last but not least, Kylie.

She punched Cartman's face harder which made Cartman's nose bleed, she then yelled, "This is why no girl likes you! You're an antisemitism, racist, manipulator fat fucker!"

Yes, all of those words hurt Cartman but especially Kylie's words.

Her words successfully make Cartman's heart stabbed, he then gets up and flees away from them. Stan and Kenny look at each other worriedly, "Uhm. I think we're way too harsh to him.." Stan said, Kenny nodded except for Kylie.