After Kylie and Cartman are together all boys are like, "dude you're blackmailing her right?!"
And some of them are like," yeah! You must've blackmailed her! There's no way she likes you! You're fat and ugly! Ugh!"
Cartman can only feel insecurity eating him up because of it but, suddenly Kylie approaches Cartman and clinging on his arm then looks at the boys and sticks her tongue out at them and says, "stay away from my boyfriend you assholes! and I'm not getting blackmailed by him. He's changed a lot unlike you guys!" She then grabs Cartman's hand and they leave the boys dumbfounded.
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Then one time Cartman was down, Kylie looked at him confused and asked him, "hey, what's wrong Eric? Something bothers you? Or the bullies came to you again?"
She tsk-ed when she remembers all the cruel things the bullies did to Cartman.
Cartman just shaking his head and said, "no.. it's not that.. it's just that... Aren't you embarrassed to date me?"
Kylie blinks at him, "who said that to you? I swear I'm going to beat the bullies asses, tell me who said that to you?" Kylie stares at him with a dark aura, Cartman shivered and said, "no one actually, it's just that i started to feel insecure, you know..? Like... Do you regret dating me, Kylie?"
"For the last time I'm not regretting anything on dating you dumbass, i love you a lot. stop overthinking, stupid!" Kylie pinches his arm a bit hard which made Cartman yelped in pain, suddenly Kylie kisses his cheek
"now stop insecure about it okay?" She smiles at him.
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Eh, idk what is this lol
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Kyman Oneshots
Fanfictionit's pretty cringe but, for those who want to read it, go ahead. for those who don't ship kyman gtfo because you won't like it, I warned ya ☺️ also disclaimer for grammar mistakes and bad English because I'm not a native English speaker to start wit...
