A/N: I'M SO SORRY IT'S BEEN LIKE TWO MONTHS, BUT SUMMER VACATION STARTED YESTERDAY FOR ME ANYWAY SO I'LL HAVE MORE TIME TO WORK ON THIS CRACK!!! I'LL TRY AND FINISH IT UP OVER THE SUMMER BC I DOUBT I'LL REALLY HAVE ANY TIME FOR REGULAR UPDATES AND SUCH NEXT YEAR. (PLUS WHY WOULD I MAKE A CRACK FIC SO LONG IT TAKES A YEAR TO FINISH.)
I open my eyes, staring at the bright sun. Everything hurts... THIS IS SO STUPID. THERE'S SO MUCH FUCKING DUST AND DEBRIS AROUND ME. WHAT THE HELL THIS ISN'T STAR-LIKE AT ALL.
Suddenly, the memories course through my veins. R-R-RUI...! WHERE IS HE....
"RUIII??? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU???" I yell, pushing the debris to the side. I search through the dirt with desperation.
I feel something, a hand. I can tell who it is immediately by how iron deficient it looks..
I desperately try and pull him out of the rubble, tears streaming down my cheeks. My orbs glisten in the sunlight.
"Rui... Pookie... No... Y-You can't be dead! HOW WILL I BE A STAR WITHOUT YOUR ETHEREAL PRESENCE??"
His orbs flutter open, vibrant piss yellow meets sunset orange.
"T-Tsukasa-Kun...?" He asks, cupping my cheek with his long, boney fingers.
I stare at him, laughing softly, "You're awake...!"
He embraces me, pulling me close to his chest. His arms snake around my 2-inch petite waist. I blush feverishly, as he's 6'7 and I'm only 4'2.
"Ew, what the fuck... Gay people... I'm calling the police."
I hear a familiar voice behind me. That monotone sound... It can only be Nene.
"Fufu~ Aren't you dating Emu?" Rui pipes up, giggling.
"Shhh... Shut up. They don't need to know."
"WHO'S THEY???"
I watch Nene ignore my question (RUDE!!! I'M WORLD FUTURE STAR TSUKASA TENMA) and dial 911.
"Er... Hello?? 911, I found gay people on my street," She mumbles into the phone.
Rui suddenly grabs my tiny hands and pulls me to my feet. He picks me up bridle style.
"Ha ha ha!!! The police will never find us now!! Bye Nene!!" I wave back at her, sticking my tongue out and smiling.
We run down the street, going through a back alley.
"Fufufu~ Good thing that basement blew up... Otherwise they would've found so much worse..."
"WAIT WHAT?"
"Nothing~"
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