Onceler x fem reader

The Thneed

You arrive at a small house in the Truffula forest. The truffulas are like nothing you've ever seen. You knock on the door, ready to kickstart your finance career

You knock on the door.

A tall, skinny guy with thick black hair and a vest opens the door. He makes a wide smile. "Hi," he says. He begins to say something else though a short orange, fluffy cheeseball looking guy opens the door. He has a fabulous mustache.

"Oh great. There's more of you?! Is she going to cut down trees too?" "Hey! Be nice. Not that I expect you to after you tried to KILL me last night." "It was an accident!"

You clear your throat. Ahem, "I'm here to help someone called Onceler with your finances."

"That would be me," the tall guy says. "This is the Lorax." He makes a face as the Lorax proudly introduces himself. "Yes, I'm the Lorax, I speak for the trees." You've never heard of a Lorax though you smile and nod as you step inside.

It is a single room house. Very small, though it is able to fit a surprising amount of little bears in it. "What are these guys" You ask. The Lorax responds, "Those are the barbaloots. They're harmless, and the love to eat." You pick up a small one and it smiles at you with marshmallows that look like teeth.

The Onceler grabs a pink scarf. He hands it to you,  and you notice it isn't a scarf, in fact you don't know what it is. "That's my Thneed tm, the Onceler says proudly. I made it myself and I intend to sell it. I don't know what the price should be though."

"Oh boy," you say. "How long did it take you to make it?" "A few hours," the Onceler responds. "What does it... do?" The Onceler looks kind of sad for a moment. "Whatever you want. That's why its so great." 

You nod. "You can probably charge a lot for it. It's one of a kind." "Oh great!"

You really have no idea though the job application didn't say you had to be good at your job.

The Onceler begins humming and walks over to his cart and puts his guitar and thneed in it. He puts his hat back on and then looks over at you with his blue eyes. "You coming?" He asks. "Where are we going?" "To sell my Thneed tm ofcourse." He starts humming and you go sit on the cart next to him while the Lorax glares  at you two.