Needing the Ultimate Solution to the Grimm, Ironwood took the Relic of Creation and made his solution in the form of some kind of life form. But unknown to him this is the Ultimate Lifeform who will change the Fate of this World.
RWBY Belongs to Roo...
Eggman Broadcasted a Rant about Shadow just to get on his nerves so he can go after the mad scientist and fall into a trap
*Static*
Eggman: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER, HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE! THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS T H I S B I G, AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING"! SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK! IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT W A Y SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT, HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! BWOOOSHHH, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK THE PLANET, THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! ...EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE PLANET, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!! ...YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS D R O P L E T S HIT THE FUCKING PLANET, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!!!!!!!!
He Shot a Laser towards the Moon's pieces, but that was all the damage it can do since it was just a Dust Cannon
Back in Vale
Shadow: what in the world did I ever do to him?
Ruby: did you really do what he said?
Shadow: do you believe that wing nut?
Ruby: No. I was just teasing.
Sonic: man that was the most unhinged Rant Egg breath ever did.
Tails: he's trying to Bait Shadow into a trap.
Knuckles: that will never work, Eggman is not the genius he claims to be.
Nora: he's funny.
Ren: and obscene.
His face was filled with disgust with what the deranged doctor just said
Blake: and I thought my books were too much, he did 10x of what my books were known for, in one paragraph.
Shadow: the Idiot must be either Drunk or High.
Yang: maybe both, because not even Uncle Qrow gets that unhinged.
Someone approached the teams for a talk
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Topaz: greetings my name is Topaz an agent of G.U.N. General Winter is requesting you all for a meeting.
Weiss: you mean all of us?
Topaz: that's right.
Pyrrha: I wonder what General Winter has to talk to us about.
Nora: ooh! Ooh! Maybe she's gonna send us on an ultra Top Secret Mission!
Weiss: don't be ridiculous Nora, why would she do that?
