Assassin of the Dead(Highschool of the Dead x male reader)

Momentary Repreeve

TW: Underage Drinking and Slight Smut

(y/n) POV

Me, Kohta, and Takashi were watching the news upstairs while the girls were downstairs, taking a bath together. Takashi and Kohta were trying to use brute force to break into a weapon locker and failed miserably, falling on their asses. I chuckled a little as they got back up.

(y/n): Now, before you both break something, let me.

I walked over to the lock and looked at it. Too small for my hidden blade to pick it or break it, guess I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way. I pulled out 2 bobby pins and quickly picked the lock, opening the gun locker. The 3 of us heard the girls laughing.

Takashi: Sounds like they're having fun.

Kohta: Do you want to go have a peak? You know we're supposed to, right?

(y/n): I'm not stupid enough, nor do I have a death wish to do anything like that. Just let them have privacy.

Takashi: (y/n)'s right.

I open the weapons locker and Kohta goes all gun geek as he looks at the guns.

Kohta: *laughing* I just knew it!

Takashi: So she lives here with a friend of hers isn't that right? Who is she, Sarah fucking Payland?

(y/n): She's an expert sniper of the Special Assult Team.

The girls were still doing whatever in the bathroom as Kohta grabbed the first gun he saw and wracked the bolt.

Kohta: Springfield A1 Super Match. It's semi-automatic, but M14 series fully automatic is nothing but a waste of bullets anyway.

Takashi: Chill out dude.

(y/n): Chambered in 7.62x51 NATO and 20 rounds per mag.

Kohta: *laughing like a madman* That's illegal in Japan. *goes back to looking in the gun locker* Illegal.

Takashi: *waving* Hello, Hirano.

(y/n): It's no use, once he's started, there's no stopping him.

Kohta: Next, SR-25 ri- *pulls out and holding the gun* No, you can't get that in Japan.

(y/n): So it's an AR-10 parts kit dressed up to look like a Knights SR-25. Same caliber and magazine capacity as the Super Match.

Kohta: What's left in the locker is a crossbow, it's a descendant of the one Robin Hood used. Barnett Wildcat C5. Made in Britain, you can even kill a bear with it.

Takashi sighed and pulled out the Ithaca Model 37 and Kohta's eyes flashed with glee.

Kohta: That's an Ithaca Model 37 riot shotgun! It's a super sick shotgun made by the Americans. It played a big part in the Vietnam War.

Takashi: I see.

Takashi wracked the shotgun before moving and pointing at Kohta. I reacted quickly and forced the barrel up so that it was pointing away from Kohta.

(y/n): *sighs* Do not point that at anyone unless you are willing to kill them, even unloaded. 4 rules of gun safety, Treat every gun as if it is loaded, keep your finger off of the trigger until you are ready to shoot, do not point it at anything you are not willing to destroy, and be aware of your target and what's behind it.

Takashi: Roger that. I hope that's the only thing I need to point at.

Kohta: You know, if it comes down to something like that, *grins before looking directly at Takashi and (y/n)* if I happen to get bit, don't you think twice about blasting my head off.