Mary: “I'll just use the urinal.”
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Sam: (during the Mystery Spot) “All around me are familiar Tricksters. Worn out Tricksters. Worn out Tricksteeeeersss. Bright and- I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!? OHHHH MY GOD, I'M SO SICK! OHH NO, THEY KNOW! NOT AGAAAAIN!!!!”
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Chuck: “Welcome to my house. As you can see I knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.”
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Belphegor: “WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM!?”
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Lucifer: “I'm going to kill you... And then kill you again.”
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Ketch: (to Dean and Cas) “Can you two stop having relationship issues while I’m on the phone with my dentist?”
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Gabriel: “You fools, I have 70 alternative accounts!”
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Jack: (to Rowena) “I can't understand you through your thick accent, but you're still my friend.”
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Bobby: “I'M GETTING A GUN FOR CHRISTMAS!”
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Belphegor: “This is a sick skateboarding trick!”
Cas: “It's called digging up Atlantis.”
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Lucifer: “I also have insomnia, but mine is not caused by depression.”
Sam: “That's not very–okay I am depressed.”
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Garth: “I pissed on your wife, she's mine now.”
Bobby: “WHAT THE SHIT.”
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Crowley: “You guys are lucky we aren't measuring dicks right now.”
Kevin: “Shut up, Crowley.”
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Gabriel: “I love dismissing my problems by saying ‘That was a funny time in my life’ as if the rest of my life hasn't been absolute clown shoes.”
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Rowena: “What that mouth do?”
Sam: “Complain.”
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Gabriel: “OH MY GOD, if you say ‘please’ ONE MORE TIME, I am going to PISS my own ASS.”
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Lucifer: “What's up, good looking? Also hi, Rowena.”
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Gabriel: “There was penetration, Sam.”
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Charlie: “I'm just trying to get a feel for this door.”
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Sam: “HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET TO EGYPT?”
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Bobby: (to Sam and Dean) “What the FUCK are you two talking about?”
