Charlie: “I want to be burned at the stake for witchcraft.”
Rowena: “You’d be burned at the stake for being gay.”
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Cas: “Put your nipples away.”
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Kevin: “That’s racist, Crowley.”
Crowley: “They’re only French people.”
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Gabriel: (repeating everything Dean says)
Dean: “Gabriel sucks.”
Gabriel: “Gabriel su–WAIT.”
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Sam: “I’m not marrying you, Lucifer.”
Lucifer: “NOT MARRYING ME??? ALL THIS FOR NOTHING???”
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Metatron: (about Sam and Lucifer yelling at each other) “Let’s not do a dress rehearsal for your marriage.”
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Sam, Dean, Charlie, Bobby: (intense argument over whether a hot dog is a sandwich)
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Rowena: “What’s stopping me from starting an OnlyFans?”
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Dean: (to Ruby) “I’m going to crush your fingers.”
Crowley: “Don’t! Then she can’t be a hand model for Bourbon.”
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Gabriel: (slowly typing) “How… to sell… feet.”
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Rowena: “Did you just call me a whore?”
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Gabriel: “Once I start selling my feet, it’s over for all of you.”
Charlie: “God knew that if I could sell my feet I’d be too powerful.”
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Kevin: “Dear Heavenly Father, please rain so I don’t have to run the mile.”
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Cas: “He sells cocks for a living.”
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Adam: (to Sam and Dean) “This is an intervention. You look stupid.”
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Sam: “Crowley is a fruity instigator!”
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Gabriel: “Real poor people don’t have a table!”
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Michael: “Some parts of your body don’t need to see the sunlight.”
