Bobby: (to Sam and Dean) “What the FUCK are you two talking about?”
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Sam: “HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET TO EGYPT?”
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Charlie: “I'm just trying to get a feel for this door.”
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Gabriel: “There was penetration, Sam.”
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Lucifer: “What's up, good looking? Also hi, Rowena.”
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Gabriel: “OH MY GOD, if you say ‘please’ ONE MORE TIME, I am going to PISS my own ASS.”
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Crowley: “Yes, Castiel. Thank you for listening to my insane ramblings.”
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Lucifer: “I might get the cucumber patterned ones.”
Jo: “Oh come on, it's not even penis Friday.”
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Rowena: “What that mouth do?”
Sam: “Complain.”
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Gabriel: “I love dismissing my problems by saying ‘That was a funny time in my life’ as if the rest of my life hasn't been absolute clown shoes.”
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Chuck: “Have you ever heard of a staph infection?”
Lucifer: “I'll show you a staph infection.”
Dean: (about to lose his shit)
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Crowley: “You guys are lucky we aren't measuring dicks right now.”
Kevin: “Shut up, Crowley.”
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Garth: “I pissed on your wife, she's mine now.”
Benny: “WHAT THE SHIT.”
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Deanmon: “I miss my wife Crowley.”
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Lucifer: “I also have insomnia, but mine is not caused by depression.”
Sam: “That's not very–okay I am depressed.”
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Belphegor: “This is a sick skateboarding trick!”
Cas: “It's called digging up Atlantis.”
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Bobby: “I'M GETTING A GUN FOR CHRISTMAS!”
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Jack: (to Rowena) “I can't understand you through your thick accent, but you're still my friend.”
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Gabriel: “You fools, I have 70 alternative accounts!”
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Ketch: (to Dean and Cas) “Can you two stop having relationship issues while I’m on the phone with my dentist?”
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Lucifer: “I'm going to kill you... And then kill you again.”
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Belphegor: “WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM!?”
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Chuck: “Welcome to my house. As you can see I knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.”
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Sam: (during the Mystery Spot) “All around me are familiar Tricksters. Worn out Tricksters. Worn out Tricksteeeeersss. Bright and- I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!? OHHHH MY GOD, I'M SO SICK! OHH NO, THEY KNOW! NOT AGAAAAIN!!!!”
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Chuck: “My sin is about to be murdering you. Get away from me. Do you see what I've become? Do you see what I've created? I've turned the sky into a fuchsia Windows background! I killed the Deku Tree back there! I am the Egg Cracker!”
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Sam: (to Benny) “Why are you so goddamn pale? Now, get the fuck away from me!”
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John: "What the fuck, shut the fuck up. Shut the FUCK up. Everbody's fucked my wife!”
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Lucifer: "I can just say anything I want to right now and it will make just as much sense! Uh... four score and seven years ago, I shoved a bag of jellybeans up my own ass!”
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Jack: “Whelp here we go–I CAN FLY??”
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Crowley: “My sin is lying to the Devil.”
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Castiel: “The sun doesn't lessen in brightness.”
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Michael: (in the Cage) “Something just happened.”
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Dean: “Wow he's bisexual, I didn't know that.”
Gabriel: (turning the camera back on) “By the way I'm bisexual. I forgot to mention that.”
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Lucifer: “Sam, it's me. The Devil. I'm here to convince you to do sin. Come with me, steal candy from babies and small businesses.”
Sam: “I will never do such a thing! I'll sin my own way!”
Lucifer: “OK bye.”
(Explosion)
Sam: “OKAY I'LL SIN I'LL SIN–”
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Ketch: “New idea: adultery.”
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Dean: “I need to update my audio equipment.” (Cocks gun) “I have updated my audio equipment.”
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Lucifer: “I'm about to become the one thing more powerful than Jesus Christ. The President of the United States!”
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Crowley: “Good job, you've earned 16 sin points.”
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Gabriel: (solemnly) “He thinks I'm a… pervert now.”
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Chuck: “Aye, bing bong. You're doing a bad job.”
Sam: “I know I'm doing a bad job!”
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Belphegor: “I am a gamer and I am in Hell."
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Benny: “The ultimate evil.”
Dean: “Gambling.”
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Gabriel: (appearing out of nowhere) “Ding-a-ling cocksucker.”
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Crowley: (to Dean) “Do you know what a logistic issue it is when you destroy Hell? THAT'S MY HOUSE.”
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Amara: “You know what? Fuck you, you're going to space.”
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Balthazar: “AND SHE HAD A DIAMOND IN HER VAGINA?!”
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Belphegor: “I can't believe your tits are one polygon.”
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Sam: “Dad, I have something to tell you.”
Bobby: “What is it sweet angel, darling eh– butter biscuit, honeysuckle, love of my life, noodle… spaghetti (wheeze) sauce?”
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Michael: (about Adam) “Now I can carry around my boyfriend wherever I want.”
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Jack: “Whattya know… three. That's how old I am.”
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Balthazar: “I've ate nothing but drywall the past three years.”
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Balthazar: “There's a lot of sin in this w– is that an alien?”
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Lucifer: “Hi Sammy… it's me…. The Devil. I looooveee youuuu… I'm having so much fun with youuuu…”
Sam: “Thank you?”
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Nick: “I can die happy tomorrow!”
Mary: “T-tomorrow?”
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Dean: “You're an asshole, man.”
Crowley: “You are what you eat, Squirrel.”
Dean: “WHAT.”
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Michael: “PSYCHIC. ATTACK. FUCK YOU.”
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John: “WHAT? YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE! KETCH. KETCH COME BACK. WHAT THE FU–”
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Castiel: (calling Jody) “911 I've been atta–HUUGHDAFGDD”
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Chuck: (to Metatron) “Where are you going you cucker?”
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Gabriel: “You over there–shut up! And you over there–take off my pants!”
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Jack: “I have a question for you. If I gave Dean 15 apples, and Sam gave Dean another 16, and Mary took away 3… my question is, what is the total mass of the sun?”
