A/N: IT IS 4:37 IN THE GODAMN MORNING AND ME AND SOMEONE *COUGH COUGH* WYATT *COUGH COUGH* WERE GOING TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND CHAT. HE FELL ASLEEP AROUND 2:30 AND I COULDNT SLEEP THE REST OF THE FUKUCKING NIGHT. NOW I'VE DRANKEN 2 MONSTERS JUST SO I DONT FALL ASLEEP IN MATH CLASS. WyattTobinYOU LEFT ME :(
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IN ALL SERIOUSNESS HE NEEDS HIS SLEEP. ANYWAY. ON WITH THE CHAPTER 🥰 Ashton's POV: I did NOT just fucking have a panic attack in my crush's arms. That was EMBARRASSING. I know I need to be closer to him, BUT THAT WAS NOT THE WAY TO DO IT. AHH FUCK. HE PROBABLY THINKS I'M A PATHETIC LOSER NOW OR SOMETHING. I mean...he wouldn't be exactly wrong- NO. YOU ARE A MONTH AND 8 DAYS CLEAN ASHTON. YOU ARE GETTING BETTER AND YOU CANT GET BACK IN THAT MINDSET. BREEEEEEEEATHE. BREEEEEEEEEEATHE. BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATHE.
Whoah 😨. My mind sucks. I'm a VERY fucked up person. What if someone is reading this right now...? Okay. There's clearly a mind reader somewhere in here. THINK NORMAL THOUGHTS.
UHHHHHHHH
COWS.
*sudden urge to sing lemon demon.*
***OLD GODZILLA WAS HOPPIN' AROUND TOKYO CITY LIKE A BIG PLAYGROUND
WHEN SUDDENLY BATMAN BURST FROM THE SHADE AND HIT GODZILLA WITH A BAT GRENADE!
GODZILLA GOT PISSED AND BEGAN TO ATTACK BUT DIDNT EXPECT TO BE BLOCKED BY SHAQ, WHO PROCEEDED TO OPEN UP A CAN OF SHAQ FU-
WHEN AARON CARTER CAME OUT OF THE BLUE!
HE STARTED BEATING UP SHAQUILLE O'NEAL THEN THEY BOTH GOT FLATTENED BY THE BATMOBILE!
BUT BEFORE HE COULD MAKE IT BACK TO THE BAT CAVE- ABRAHAM LINCOLN POPPED OUT OF HIS GRAVE 😱 AND TOOK AN AK-47 OUT FROM UNDER HIS HAT, AND BLEW BATMAN AWAY WITH A
RAT- A - TAT - TAT
THEN HE RAN OUT OF BULLETS AND HE RAN AWAY BECAUSE OPTIMUS PRIME CAME TO SAVE THE DAYYYYYYY***
THAT SONG IS AMAZING, BUT IF SOMEONE REALLY IS READING THIS, THEY DONT THINK I'M ANY LESS WEIRD.
Damnit. I have to get to the best part though...
***THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAILS BLACK KNIGHT
AND BENITO MUSSILINI AND THE BLUE MEANIE
AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE
ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK AND DARTH VADER!!
