A/N: Fun Fact: the letters of 'Insect' can also spell 'incest' Speaking of incest, this is the type of shit I read in my free time (it's satire btw incest is yucky)
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Ashton's POV: We kissed!!! I love him so much. He's so precious. My heart even does a little "!" whenever I see him, if you know what I mean.
He looks at me, like he's studying my expression.
"Um..will you maybe be my girlfriend?"
"I would be honored. Oh, guess what!!"
"Hm?"
"I wrote you a poem!"
"Ooh! Can I hear it?"
"I like music You like music I am bad at poems Kiss me."
He smiles. "Gladly."
*Timeskip to the hotel they drove to because there is no fuckalucking way that either of them are driving without any sleep with how sleep deprived they both are*
Soon enough, it was four in the morning, and we were giggling and laughing. Most people really didn't get like this unless they had some *cough cough.* 'liquid courage' *cough cough*, if you know what I mean, but no, we were drunk off of just plain living.
Anyway, I started to do my impression of a certain new yorker from the 60s who had icy-blond hair and cold eyes and didn't give a shit about anyone or anything except for the person he loved. Then, I said the best thing I could think of;
"You know, some guys my age man, they forget about drinking milk. I don't know why, maybe they forget just how good milk is. Milk is great. It's natural, it's uh....it's satisfying. I like it when it tastes cold. You just can't beat it. So don't you forget it, I'm drinking milk for good."
Lucas started slow clapping. "I aspire to be an IKEA dining table."
I started laughing. "THAT. IS. PHENOMENAL."
I suddenly gasped, very dramatically.
"I HAVE THE BEST IDEA!!"
"WHAT?!!" He said, as he began to listen very intently.
"We should watch a movie!!"
"Oh mi goish yes! But what movie??"
"HMMMM....how about 'The entire Ice Age pentology but every syllable is replaced with the entire Toy Story trilogy but every second that the color green is in the frame it is replaced with every video ever uploaded onto YouTube but every ten seconds every single episode of The Simpsons plays but every word with a vowel is replaced with The Bee Movie but every time a bee is shown it is replaced with every episode of Law & Order'?"
"YES THAT IS SUCH AN AMAZING MOVIE!"
"YES SLAY!!!!!!" A/N: short chapter but I haven't updated in a while so I wanted to.
Song of the day: Throwing In The Towel from The Outsiders soundtrack because for the past week I've been listening to it nonstop
