so these are a few road trip hcs of pretty much like every npc I could think of, including FOLLY!!!!
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Bive
Would rant about her theories and 100 percent would FALL ASLEEP FIRST AND TALK IN HER SLEEP - AND ACCIDENTALLY SAY SOME OF HER ,,SECRETS"
Pest
brought headphones so he didn't hear anybody or anything (but he would take them out and listen to u ofc)
Would drive the car in the night when everybody is asleep
(Plus draw on people's faces when they're snoozing)
Dr Retro
would make seat belts out of anything (Bive's hair) and would carry a medkit in her hands at all times
Fleshy / Fleshcousin
Literally got ran over.. (same as Unpleasant LOOOL)
Unpleasant
Got ran over but then later on got tied to the top of the vehicle and just accepted that it wasn't going to get inside the car
Gnarpy
Didn't go. (did go in xeir ufo tho and did take 3-5 hours to reach their destination due to.. ,,reasons" which were getting icecream)
Infected
Stayed in the corner of the car because everybody forced him to (they didn't want to catch his cold or whatever his sneezes come from)
Lampert
Was in the middle but couldn't stand it because he could feel the germs literally getting on him so he just got shoved into the back of the car (better than nothing I guess)
Mark
Literally made a car out of wood (EVERYTHING WAS WOOD) and it then broke down and got um.. tossed at the side of the road.. and then he had to come inside the car everybody else was in.
+he kept talking about how great wood is. (it isn't that special)
Poob
brought a cake (it got smashed in somebody's face) then they started crying because they really wanted to eat it
Pilby
Got squashed and left behind.
Prototype
was the GPS + talking about how everybody should be wearing seat belts (Mark was NOT having any of Prototype's blabber)
Scag
slept the entire trip
Split
She got threw in the back with Lampert aswell because of how bad her jokes were
Spud
Just got like three marshmallows from everybody and then dipped
Wallter
Drove the entire time during the day
Did have like 40 cans of grey stuff
And almost vomited after being offered any other drink
Folly
Was tied to the top with Unpleasant, let's just say it was NOT enjoyable.
Mach
Slept for 30 seconds before getting rudely interrupted by screaming and crying coming from Poob, she gave him a bonk with her hammer
Jeremy
Didn't go. Had to capture someone else to be their ,,princess"
Gregoriah
Gave everybody a green bouncy ball.. which was sticky....
Reddy
Chomped somebody's head off and head a great delightful snack.
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alright so
THAT IS IG FELLAS YUPPP 464 words
I GHINK I MISSED A FEW CHARACTERS STP THOS ISNT FUNNY ANYWAYS ILY BYYEEE
