Thank you, bishs for taking a looksie! Look at me! An old fart still scratching his ... ummm, head over this social media thingy and still learning new words! I promised myself if I got at least 20 reads, I'd pick this back up. I've been bad while I focus on final edits to my debut gay AF novel (I even know what AF means and it isn't absolutely fabulous like I thought it was. See? You can still learn new things even when staring down the barrel of dementia). I finished a short story for Pride also posted (and another about a bossy bottom and a bi-curious soldier may be out soon if ya dig it - do kids still say dig? I'm losing you, aren't I?), while awaiting arrival of my bought and paid for boy-toy next weekend (early Juneteenth celebration for moi - I keep him on layaway emphasis on the lay). Ok, not really a boy since he's over 50 but sticking with the toy part because he is very bendable - and bought. Yes, when you get to be an old geezer you need to budget for things like hip replacements, dentures, Cialis, and sex.
This is an old story really (started when I was a wee 50ish myself) so I'm picking it back up as long as said bishs want to take a peek-a-boo. So tell your friends and tell me what you think. Haters welcome! Diss me and I'll just write more to piss you off!
I hope everyone has a great Juneteenth and my sincere thanks for you kind souls who bothered to take an eye-rolling look at my junk - uhhh... story I mean. Looking at my junk is reserved for [see toy reference above.]
This isn't actually a new part is it? Sorry, we senior citizens are sneaky. So... in keeping with my parts titles' theme since this isn't ACTUALLY part of the story:
THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN APPROX. 15 DAYS
(or less if I get my ass in gear and get another part out).
Be good and if you can't be kind, and never BEHAVE! Take if from an old queen. It only leads to regrets and lots of liquor later in life.
Ciao bella, my lovelies. Cocktail hour is calling. Until next time! Swill 'em or Smoke 'em if you got 'em. (I also love me some hemp gummies and nootropic drinky-poos too).
YOU ARE READING
I don't know where this ends, but I think I'll keep going
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