Lorenzo Berkshire headcanons

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- This man would literally get on his knees for you anytime anywhere

- Absolutely feral after 11pm

- 100% a cat person

- Gets random bursts of energy if he's over tired and talks a lot

- Idc what you say, he FOR SURE loves eating puss😻

- Gets along really well with people's mum's

- The glue of the friend group

- Will sneak into your dorm and take all of your hair clips and put them in his hair because he thinks it's funny

- When he's high, his eyes- oml
He has this specific look when he's high, like imagine him standing in front of you a looking down with his eyes hooded, like sleepy eyes mixed with siren eyes, and they're like red with kinda dark circles under and you can just tell my his look that he wants you so bad OML ITS SO SEXY BRO

- He has no idea how to do division

- Hates when he has scabs because he likes to pick them, but he hates picking them because it's gross

- Has a whole 12 step skincare routine

- Will happily let you paint his nails, do his hair, his makeup, dress him up in your clothes, whatever

- When he's single and not interested in anyone, hes a whole new person (original book Lorenzo where he's like toxic and nonchalant and talks bad about women IN FRONT of other girls)

- He's a boob guy but will still lose his mind over a nice butt

- If he ever cries in front of you, just know you're going to die together

- HIS YEARNING FACE OMG

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