DEADPLATE ONESHOTS‼️(Requests Open Fellas)

8-Awkwardly Friends/Mini cute thing🌺

[I WANT TO SHIP THEM SO BAD BUT IT'S JUST SO TOXIC SO I HAVE TO SHIP THEM IN DIFFERENT AUS🏃💨]

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE~Animals! Well part animals lol [DON'T ANY OF YOU DARE SAY FURRY, also I support furries but- I'mma stop yapping]

[If you couldn't guess they are literally just part lab and part cat🙄💗 MANON IS A RABBIT!! ]

EXTRA INFORMATION~
They don't just wake up one day animals lmao, it's a whole intire universe where everyone is part animal!

(RODY'S POV)

I woke up on my not entirely uncomfortable, old couch, my tail covering part of my body to keep me warm. I sat up and yawned, one of my ears twitching a little. I felt really tired still, given the fact that I had a terrible dream last night-- or should I say nightmare.. About Vince of all people, the nightmare would have been less nightmare-ey if he wasn't in it! Although he does have a nice face I suppose, thank the heavens I'm not gay- [☠️]

Wait why am I just sitting here thinking about some dude I met less than a week ago? [Don't tell him 🤕]

I stood up and stretched my arms over my head before I stretched my back, my back popping made me cringe a bit. Maybe having the posture of a shrimp isn't all that healthy... I ran my hand through my ruffled up hair, before itching around my ears. [Um I made them still have human ears as well as animal ears because it kinda looks weird w out the human ears(｡ﾉω＼｡)]

I walked to the bathroom, feeling rather sluggish. It's just how I usually feel, so it's normal, right? I brushed my hair, or at least tried before I gave up. I brushed my teeth, used mouthwash because I have a bad relationship with bad breath, and flossed. After I made it back out of the bathroom, dragging my feet along the dirty looking apartment floor, I lazily slipped on my uniform and my shoes before grabbing my janked up looking bike and making my way out the door, my tail dragging along the floor. I miss the days when Manon was in my arms, but I hate to see her heartbreaking.. I'm not sure why she isn't happy with me. I've done everything that I could think of for her.

(TIMESKIP, HE FINALLY WENT TO WORK AFTER SULKING ABOUT MISS VACHER.)

I biked to work, opening the door to 'La Gueule de Saturne', being met with a glare from Vince isn't very comforting but it's something.

"Hey, Vince."

I say tiredly, he crosses his arms and looks me up and down once in a scrutinizing manner, of course.

"I told you to call me chef, also why do you look like that.. Have you ever thought about perhaps a shower or taking your clothes to the laundromat?"

Why is he such a snob... Why.. Why. Why do I keep on working for him. His tail swung back and forth lightly, I can't ever tell if he's mad or not. Dumb pussy.

"I-- don't have the time..."

I flat out lied, I'm not about to tell this dude that I probably have depression. I won't ever talk to anyone about it. They would probably try to put me on meds or call someone to take me to an asylum.

"Right."

He said sarcastically, although he sounded like he cared a little bit it's probably only because I'm his only waiter.. [Yeah, probably.]