Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: The Sixth Member

S1-E14: The Wild Brood

(A/N: I'm aware of the episode that is Scooby dreaming while he's sick. I'm not doing it since the main focus is Scooby and no one else in the gang.)

Just outside of Crystal Cove is a bar where a bad motorcycle gang called the "Spankers" have made their territory. (A/N: That's the best name they can come up with for themselves? Really?) Rock music is playing while they either chill with their drinks or play pool. A woman who isn't part of the gang visits the bar for a quick drink. Unfortunately, the leader of the Spankers wants some of her. She wants nothing to do with him, though. Leader: "Hey, little muffin. How about you and me go for a little moonlight ride?" Woman: "No, thank you. I'm allergic to the stink of desperation." The bartender looks back as he's cleaning a glass, sensing trouble is gonna start. "Then you don't know what you're missing." ???: "Step away. From the lady."

Everyone looks over at the entrance to see an orc standing there. The leader walks over with confidence, showing no fear at all. Leader: "What do we have here? ...Seriously, what do we have here?" All the bikers laughed before another orc entered the joint. Gabtraf: "We are the Wild Brood, human. And this is our most terrifying leader, Odnarb the Powerful. He demands you vacate the premises immediately." Leader: "You want us to leave our own place?" "In a word... yes." The bikers are silent before laughing this off as some silly joke. Leader: "This roadhouse is Spanker territory. So unless you want a mouthful of Spanker--" Odnarb: "Cool is, daddy. We tried taking the high road. Didn't we, Gabtraf?" Gabtraf: "Yes, we did indeed."

Oddnarb snaps his fingers and three more orcs enter the joint. The leader of the Spankers snaps his fingers as well and all the bikers stand up to fight them. But, it doesn't go well as the orcs pretty much clean the house with such ease by throwing most of them out the windows. The rest run out and they all get on their bikes to flee. Biker: "All right, boys, let's go spank somewhere else." Oddnarb: "Now that was some roarin' good fun. [to the bartender] A round of cappuccinos for my orcs and make them extra frothy." Bartender: "[stutters] Sure thing buddy." Oddnarb gives the girl a look while leaning on the table while the bartender pours their drinks. Bartender: "So, you fellas gonna be sticking around here for long?" Oddnarb: "We're heading down the coast to Crystal Cove for a little rest and relaxation." Gabtraf: "Crystal Cove. Heh. Even the name sounds breakable." "The local clydes won't soon forget the Wild Brood. Right brothers?" The orcs laugh in agreement before chanting their group name.

It is night time in Crystal Cove and the mayor and sheriff are at the freshly rebuilt "Tiki Tub." Sheriff: "[drinks] Oh, ahh, delish. I got to hand it to you, Mayor. Your decision to rebuild the Tiki Tub after it was destroyed by those humungonauts shows true civic leadership." Mayor: "Thank you, sheriff. The resides of Crystal Cover were crying out for kitschy Polynesian-based culture, and as their mayor, I am happy to answer their call. Besides, Nakala requested it for his date with the Blake and Dinkley girls. Also, my son needs all the help he can get after rejecting the Blake girl." They look over to see Nakala enjoying his drink when Daphne and Velma suddenly huddle him. Fred, Shaggy, and Scooby are nearby at a table near them. Sheriff: "He sure is a lucky man, isn't he?" Mayor: "Yes, but there's still something off about him." "Don't worry. I haven't forgotten about that."

The sounds of motorcycle engines are heard and everyone looks over to see five bikes park nearby. Surprisingly, the bikers are orcs instead of humans. Normally, the mayor wouldn't mind monsters or ghosts being in Crystal Cove, but not this time. Mayor: "Sheriff!" Sheriff: "Don't worry, mayor. Sheriff Bronson Stone has got this covered." he says as he puts on his hat and takes a drink before confronting the orcs. "Hold it right there, leather-wearing creepy. Per section 741.B of the Crystal Cove bylaws, there are no monsters or monster-like creatures allowed in public areas." Mayor: "Unless tickets are being sold." "Right you are, Mayor. So why don't you and your friends go back to your caves, dungeons, or other dark places where your kind lurks." Odnarbd stares at him for 2 seconds before jumping on a nearby table and speaks out to everyone. Odnarb: "Monsters? Is that what you squares think we are?" Crowd: "Yes!" "Typical humans. Hold up a mirror, Mr. and Mrs. average citizen, and you'll see a reflection of your own dark souls."