Brozone: Younger years short stories

Branch in Brozone?

The brother's had decided that their baby brother Branch was now old enough to join their boy band, Brozone. They were going pick him up at Troll Tree High when they saw an announcement on the school sign about a new mascot.

Clay: Yo! That's so dope! John Dory would totally rock that, hahaha!

JD: Really? That would be pretty cool.

Spruce: Yeah, that way you wouldn't be the only square. Hahaha!

JD: Ha ha. Let's just pick up Branch and go.

They followed some kids into the gymnasium, where they were about to announce the winner. Just then, Spruce grabs the mic from the principal.

Spruce: Has anyone seen Branch Hawthorne?

Everyone was pointing to the basketball hoop where Branch was hanging by his pants.

Branch: *embarrassed* Heh, hi guys...

Clay used his hair to help get Branch down.

JD: *puts a hand on Branch's shoulder* Well, Branch, we've come to the decision that you're now old enough to join our boy band.

Branch: Really?

Creek: Ha. Branch in a boy band? More like the mayor of No-Fun Land.

Everyone: Hahahahaha!

Branch: JD, you were the one that came up with this?

JD: Of course.

Branch: Cool. Give me a quick minute. My fellow teens, I think there's a lesson here for you. The next time you try giving a kid a wedgie or swirly, try to think: "Hey, maybe this kid's famous? Maybe I should give him some slack because his brothers are part of the most famous boy band in Troll Village?! That's right! My brothers are the one and only Brozone!" And Poppy, oh Poppy, I've always loved you.

Poppy: Uh, okay?

Branch: Well, my friends, it breaks my heart to leave you here while I sing my heart out!

JD: Okay, don't overdue it!

Branch: I'm going in style, peace out!

JD: You just overdid it. *grabs Branch by the stomach and puts him on his shoulders*

Branch: Ow.