Brozone: Younger years short stories

Branchules (pt 1)

Narrator: Many years ago, a group of heroes known as Brozone defeated many evils. But no one saved the world quite like Branchules. But what made him a hero? Now that is where our story-

Satin: Will you listen to this troll? He's making this story sound like some Troll Tragedy.

Chenille: Yeah, lighten up.

Viva: *smiles* We'll take it from here, baby.

Narrator: You go, girls.

Viva: We are the Muses. Troll Goddess's of music and proclaimers of heroes.

Satin: *fan girling* Heroes like Branchules.

Chenille: *looks at a portrait of Branchcules* Girl, you mean Hunk-cules. Woohoo, I'd like to make some sweet music with-

Viva: *annoyed* Our story! Actually begins long before Branchcules. Many ages ago.

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Viva:

Back when the world was new
Our Villages was down on their luck
For everywhere gigantic brutes called Bergens ran amuck!

Chenille:

It was a nasty place!
There was a mess wherever you stepped.

Satin:

Where chaos reigned, earthquakes and volcanoes never slept.

All:

And then along came Brozone!
They used their Harmony
(Family!)
They locked those sucker's in a vault (they're trapped!)
And together, they stopped chaos in its tracks!
That's the Gospel Truth
These guys were just too type A to just relax!

Satin:

And that's the world's first story.
(Yeah, baby)
The brothers tamed the globe while still in their youth.

All:

Though honey, it may seem impossible, it's the Gospel Truth. In Pop Village, life was calm and sweet and good. Though honey, it may seem impossible, it's the Gospel Truth.