In an ordinary tree lived special creatures who are not like you or me. They were known as trolls who lived happy as they could be. But in an ordinary pod in the very same tree lived two brothers who were in for a treat, so let's watch and see...
Cupcake: PURRR GOLLL!!!
JD: *whisper yells* Shh! Cupcake, stealth-mode! *sneaks quietly past Spruce*
Spruce: First on today's list: do 15 sit-ups, do 40 squats, do 75 push-ups, take a break,...
Meanwhile, John Dory was making a mess in the kitchen, making their baby armadillo make growlin/purring noises. Spruce heard what his brother was up to and just decided to ignore him while rolling his eyes.
Spruce: Idiot.
John Dory went up to the top of the stairs wearing shoulder/knee pads, a hat made from a plastic bowl and duct tape, and bread stuffed in his pants.
JD: Ladies and gentletrolls! Cupcake your attention, please. You are all about to witness one of the greatest stunts ever performed under this roof!
Spruce: Do you know how hard it is telling everyone that you're the older brother?
JD: If you care to insult me so much, do it somewhere else. *stuffs bread in mouth*
And now for my indoor stairlooge!
Spruce: Indoor Stairlooge? I'm definitely not adding that to my workout list.
JD: Here... we... go!
John Dory slid down the stairs on his critterboard, but before hitting the door, his mom (Opal) opened it instead. She dropped all her groceries as John Dory crashed into another pod and as Cupcake ran out the door.
Spruce: Cupcake! Cupcake, come back!
JD: Hey, mom. What up?
Opal just stood there with her hands on her hips and Spruce glaring at his brother.
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Brozone: Younger years short stories
FanfictionWill include the Brozone brothers, Viva, Poppy, and other troll characters as kids.
