One day, as the brothers got home from school, Spruce told everyone how he met the most beautiful girl in math class.
*Of course, he says this once a week whenever he gets a new crush*
Spruce: You should've seen her. She was a drop-dead gorgeous. No wonder she wanted to date me. *wink wink*
Clay: Well, I think this may come as a shock to all of you, but I, too, had a girl fall in love with me.
Everyone had burst out laughing except for Floyd and Grandma Rosipuff.
JD: A girl? Fell in love with you? Is that a new joke of yours cause it really is a tear jerker! Ha!
Spruce: Yeah, Clay, I have to agree with John Dory on this one. Plus, you told me just yesterday that girls are "icky."
GR: Boys, let's hear about his new love. Go ahead, Clay.
Clay: Thank you, Grandma. As I was saying, she has beautiful turquoise hair, big purple eyes, and...
Spruce: And a birthmark that looks like a cupcake on her right hand?
Clay: Yeah? How'd you know that?
Spruce: That's my girlfriend you just described.
Clay: What?! Okay, if that's true, then on three, we both say her name.
Spruce: Deal. Count us down, baby Branch.
Branch: 1...2... um?
JD: 3!
S & C: JOAN!!!
Branch: Oh *beep*
Everyone: *gasps loudly!* *looks at Branch*
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Brozone: Younger years short stories
FanfictionWill include the Brozone brothers, Viva, Poppy, and other troll characters as kids.
