Grandma: *holding baby Branch* Ooh, 5 hours in the troubled room. *talks to baby Branch while talking out loud* Your brothers must have one big secret to not be talking this long.
Spruce was doing push-ups with a coffee table on his back. John Dory was bouncing ping pong balls back and forth while balancing on a chair. Floyd was balancing eggs on chopsticks while having a spoon in his mouth with another egg on it. Clay was upside down while doing a handstand on a chair.
JD: Getting a headache but not quitting.
Spruce: I ain't breaking if Floyd ain't breaking.
Clay: Guys! I'm in the zone! There is literally nothing that could break me right now!
Grandma Rosipuff places baby Branch and a bag of stinky laundry in front of Clay.
Clay: Starting to break.
Grandma: You see, boys, I haven't done the laundry in 2 days, and Branch just had lunch.
Spruce: So?
Floyd: Guys, we all know if Branch doesn't get burped, he vomits like a leaf blower!
Clay: Uh-oh.
Grandma: Let's see, Branch's lunch consisted of broccoli...
Baby Branch crawled closer to Clay with sticky hands.
Grandma: Pasta.
Baby Branch starts to turn green, making Clay nervous.
Grandma: *smiles* A cookie, of course.
Branch started to drool, and after picking his nose, he reached for Clay smiling.
Clay: Okay! Okay! We kicked some serious ugly Bergen butt! But we were discovered by Princess Viva, who took our picture!
Grandma: *grabs Branch and burps him* Oh no, my greatest fear has come.
JD: It's okay. Spruce took out the film. No harm done.
Grandma: *gives Clay baby Branch* No, it is Princess Viva who will be harmed. Get her. Bring her down here!
Clay: *holding baby Branch who's playing with his nose* Oh yeah.
YOU ARE READING
Brozone: Younger years short stories
FanfictionWill include the Brozone brothers, Viva, Poppy, and other troll characters as kids.
