𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐉𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒 (mostly)

Kiss For A Treat! + bottom jake kinda idrk

FICTIONAL EVENT ONLY.

Johnnies pov:

"Look Johnnie!" he tapped me to point at the sign on the board right next to our nearest McDonald's. I looked at him and sighed. Next to the nearest McDonald's was a sign that said,

"Couples get to order free!"

I gave him a look that said 'We are not doing that.' and he rolled his eyes. "C'mon, please? it would be fun! besides, we've kissed each other multiple times, and we still proved time again that we aren't gay for each other!" 

"We aren't gay for each other, and I still wouldn't want to do it." I reasoned. "I'll just buy you fast food from somewhere else."

"No, I want Mcdonalds. I want the new drink that just came out and I swear to god if you make me lose out on this free opportunity ill shit myself and wipe it all over you."

I gave him the weirdest stare imaginable. He just shrugged. "If you don't want to make me and our fans happy, I'll just go ho-"

"Jesus fuck, okay. " I said, grabbing him, entering the McDonalds, and pulling him up to the front. 

"Now tell the lady what you want." 

"Hey, we read that sign saying couples can eat free?" He asked the cashier. 

"Oh, Yes! you get a free drink and meal of choice, Bonus points if you can prove it too!" She smirked with a wink. 

"Hmm, okay!" He motioned me to get over there and gave me a long kiss on the lips. I gripped his waist instinctively. after about 12 seconds at most, I tapped on his shoulder to stop; it was too much for me.

 I felt like I was out of breath. He pulled off after a few more seconds. "Fuck dude, are you trying to kill me with your tongue?" I muttered wiping the saliva from my chin.

He rolled his eyes and turned back to the girl with blush spreading around her face. "So, free lunch?" He still asked leaning over the counter table. She quickly started to write his menu.. 

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We returned with a bag filled with 20-piece chicken nuggets, 3 large fries, and 2 drinks he wanted. 

"Im gonna tear this shit up when I get back to the house." He said licking his lips. I rolled my eyes "Okay relax, it's not that good." 

"But it is! And that's why you don't understand when there's a free deal, you go for it." He smiled as we walked home. 

man, sorry for the long hiatus guys. lol, this was originally supposed to be over 500+ words but uhh ill prob edit later .