BFDI: Humanified

Pain, Praying and Planes!

Announcer Box stuffed everyone in a taxi with no warning. Everyone was squished, and a normal taxi didn't usually fit about 20 people.

The driver, named Carl, looked behind him at the poor passengers. "Uh... Are you sure they're okay back there?" He said to AB.

"They're fine; they've been through worse."

"If you say so..."

After half an hour of constant bickering and fighting and pulling of hair, they arrived at the airport.

"Wait, what is this place? Where are we going?" Tennis Ball asked.

"I don't know; I just booked a random flight
"... Why?"

"I was bored."

"This is why we have so many budget cuts..."

The BFDI contestants went to security. Unsure of what to do, some (Rocky, Ice Cube, Blocky, Pen, and Eraser) thought it was a ride. They were taken off before they got to the X-ray machine and were exposed to radiation, and the airport security had to explain about ten times that it wasn't a ride.

Everyone was going through whatever that machine is called that scans you that looks like a door frame when suddenly Teardrop went through.

"Ma'am, we're going to have to search you and your bags." An airport security officer said.

He took Teardrop's bag and searched through it. His jaw dropped. Teardrop's bags held 2000 grenades, 700 guns, 60 machetes, and 3 atomic bombs.

Not even a second later, with no questioning, the police appeared, ready to arrest her. Teardrop waved her arms around, trying to plead her innocence, but it failed. About as they were going to put her handcuffs, someone screamed, "STOP!"

Everyone turned towards the scream. All of a sudden, people started bowing down.

"Y-your majesty! Whatever the problem?" One of the policemen, still bowing, said.

"Your majesty? Who- OHH... Oh no." Firey groaned.

It was Coiny. He was dressed in a bronze suit and a red cape with fuzzy black and white ruffles. He also had the imperial state crown on.

"Coiny! Since when-" Pin exclaimed before being interrupted.

"I'll tell you later, Pin. Let me deal with this now." Coiny whispered, then turned to the police. "Is there a problem here, gentlemen?"

"You sound ridiculous, you know that, right?" Needle muttered.

"Shush! Anyway, is there a problem here, gentlemen?" Coiny repeated.

The policemen and security guards looked at each other, nervous and unsure of what to do. They stepped back from Teardrop, unlocked the handcuffs, and bowed once more. They walked away slowly, still bowing.

"Oh my gosh, what has Coiny done to everyone!?" Firey exclaimed after the police were out of sight.

"Yeah, what happened to you, Coiny?" Pin asked.

"Oh yeah, I accidentally became King of the UK. I don't remember how that happened, though..."

"...what."

Now that security was over, everyone was able to go to their gate: Gate 4. Finding the gate wasn't so easy, though. Who knew that it would be hard for a bunch of former to navigate an airport?

To make a long story short, They accidentally went on the wrong elevator and ended up in completely on the wrong side of the airport, Woody got stuck in someone else's luggage, and Pencil somehow started seeing in four dimensions after some weird guy offered her a brownie, Snowball got in a fight, Blocky also got in a fight, Spongy went in the wrong aeroplane, and after all that they all finally arrived at gate 4 and boarded the plane. And don't even ask me how they boarded without a passport...

They all boarded the plane and luckily had enough brain cells to find their seats. They also didn't have any bags or luggage because they were poor, so that wasn't a problem.

The second the plane was one centimetre off the ground Firey and Woody screamed to the top of their lungs, much to everyone else's dismay. Ice Cube blindfolded Firey and Teardrop stuffed Woody in some kid's bag.

"Wow, this is amazing! Isn't it, Firey?" Leafy exclaimed.

"Huh? What?"

All of a sudden, a baby started crying. Really loudly. And very annoyingly.

Being the silent person she is, this absolutely infuriated Teardrop, more than the average person. She turned to give the parents and the child a death stare, just as a first warning. Obviously, it didn't work. Then, as a second warning, she started signing at them to shut up. That didn't work. After that, she decided that warnings were useless. She unbuckled her seat belt, ran towards the parents and slapped both of them as hard as she could. The child stopped crying and kicking and started laughing instead. Teardrop went back to her seat, satisfied.

"How long is this flight going to take?" Snowball asked Announcer Box.

"10 hours."

"10 HOURS!? THAT'S WAY TOO LONG!" Snowball whined. He went up to cockpit, pushed one of the pilots aside and started driving the plane himself.

"Sir, you can't do that!" Captain Lane exclaimed.

"It's not my fault you guys take too long to do your job!"

"Excuse me, I do my job very well!"

"Captain!" Said the copilot. "Both engines are down!"

The captain's eyes widened and looked at Snowball. "WHAT DID YOU DO!??!!?!?11??1!?"

"It's fine, just turn on bird mode or something..." Snowball pressed a bunch of random buttons until he hit one that suddenly made the aeroplane's wings flap like a bird.

The captain fainted.

Another half an hour of this tomfoolery passed by (the only reason the plane hasn't crashed is because of the poor copilot, who only got his aviation licence a month ago), but everything seemed well. Until right about now.

Is this thing on? Hello? Snowball's muffled voice came from a speaker. Uh... Good. Anyways, if you look to your right you can see flight 763, who challenged me to a race. Because I am not a wimp and am super strong, I will be accepting this race. So uh... yeah, heads up.

The BFDI contestants didn't see a problem with this, but everyone else did. They all screamed and panicked and prayed and one tryed jumping off the plane for some reason.

Personally, I wouldn't mind if my pilot did this. I'm writing this on a flight currently and it is extremely boring so I'd to see something fun. Plus, it'll make the flight faster!

After an hour or so, the plane finally landed and the contestants finally were going to find out the answer to where in the world they were.

Everyone was too tired to get up to any chaos or stupidity like normal, and were too tired to notice that they were being chased by security again for skipping passport control somehow.

Tennis Ball studied his surroundings when leaving the airport. He spotted a flag but he still couldn't figure where he was, since Tennis Ball doesn't know any countries or flags here in our world.

And so, our hero's adventure continues...

a/n: Sorry for not updating for months shdhdhfkakejddjfjskjdowkrg this fanfiction isn't really something I take seriously I write this in my spare time when i feel like it so dont expect regular updates and I don't even plan this thing I just make stuff up on the way lol

do you guys like the new cover?? there's been like 4 changes to the cover now

Also comment down what country you want the contestants to be in whichever one I like best I shall choose (If I don't like any of them I'll pick Kazakhstan since I was born there or something) have fun yall