GAYASS SOUTH PARK GC (^o^)🏳️‍🌈

The Stanley Hotel pt.1

(A/N: im putting my idea into action if yall want the next part pls tell me now pretend that me and y/n already have the necessary shit to ghost if you arent a believer in the paranormal pls click off but if you are still interested in this bullshit then welcome)

'Mel my fav ♡★♡★'

Diana: wud up hoes

Kyle: pls dont call us that

Diana: 🙄
Anyway me and y/n r on our way to south park

Stan: what? why?

Y/n: we r taking yall to Estes Park
So tell your parents u r going to a sleepover at your friends house or you can sneak out or if your parents dont give a shit about you then just leave

Diana: me and y/n r the only adults so we r gonna drive yall there

Tweek: do we even get a say in this

Y/n: no also we r taking yall to the Stanley Hotel

Kenny: wait hold on u 2 r taking us to a hotel did yall already get our rooms?

Y/n: yes

Butters: how many rooms did u get

Diana: 10 rooms in total

Kyle: wait hold on why only 10 rooms

Y/n: stan and kyle 1 room
Butters and kenny 1 room
Craig and tweek 1 room
Tolkien and clyde 1 room
Bebe and wendy 1 room
Brimmy and thomas 1 room
Damien and pip 1 room
Gregory and christophe 1 room
Cartman 1 room
And me and diana 1 room

Stan: how come cartman gets his own room

Kyle: bc fatass here would take up the entire bed

Cartman: DONT CALL ME FAT YOU STUPID JEW

Diana: alright now stfu we will see yall later at Stark's pond pack some clothes and the necessities me and y/n got the snacks see yall later

(A/n this is the first time im doing this pls dont make fun of me im still trying with this bull)

Diana's pov:

I typed in my last message and sent it to the gc and turn off my phone while i hear ding! And then more and more ding! So i put my phone on silent and go to sleep (on the plane.) (a/n ive never been on a plane so lets pretend i have been on a plane)

Kyle's pov:

Diana left the goddamn gc which probably means she wasnt fucking lying im going to have to come up with a plan to go to this "Stanley Hotel" so i came up with a little plan.

I start going down stairs to where my mom and dad are. "Mom, dad can i go to the new kids house for a sleepover?"

"Oh um yeah you can kyle what time do you think you will get back home?" my mom (Sheila) said.