Beetlejuice: FUCK THE CHAIR, PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSLEF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEER FREIND IN NEED!
Beetlejuice: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PEICE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR-LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
*Everyone else sitting in the couch next to him while staring at him*
Charles: Beetlejuice just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Lydia: I just won Beetlejuice tantrum bingo.
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