Adam: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Delia: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
BJ: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Delia: We're not taking about flavor Beetlejuice!
BJ: Flavor counts!
Delia: Who carries around a ducks foot for good luck? Anyone?
Barbara: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter filled with duck feathers! Who's cozier?
BJ: Okay, but-
Barbara: NO, NO, NO, NO, WHOS COZIER?
Lydia: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Barbara: BECAUSE ITS ILLEGAL LYDIA!
Lydia: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, BARBARA!
Charles: I- Jesus-
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