Beetlejuice Incorrect Quotes

Coffee

*Everyone standing around the broke coffee maker*
Charles: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Everyone:
Adam: ....I did it. I broke it.
Charles: No. No you didn't. Barbara?
Barbara: Don't look at me! Look at Lydia!
Lydia: What?!? I didn't break it!
Barbara: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Lydia: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Barbara: Suspicious.
Lydia: No it's not!
Delia: If it matters, probably not, but BJ was the last one to use it.
BJ: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Delia: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
BJ: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Delia!
Adam: Okay let's not fight! I broke it. Let me pay for it, Charles.
Charles: No! Who broke it?
Everyone:
Delia: Charles... Barbara's been awful quiet.
Barbara: REALLY!?
*Everyone starts arguing*
Charles, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Charles: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Charles:
Charles: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.