Dwarf

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Delia: Hi, who's this? Beetlejuice changed all my contacts to mythical creatures.
Lydia: What's mine?
Delia: Dwarf.
Lydia: THEY'RE SO MEAN, IM NOT THAT SHORT!
Delia: Oh, hey Lydia.
Lydia: FUCK!

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