Beetlejuice Incorrect Quotes

Pixels

Lydia: *Posts a super low quality image to the group chat*
Charles: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
Lydia: If I had a dollar for every once of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Adam: Actually I did the math, Charles would have $225, not $0.15.
Charles: Fam I'm right here.
Lydia: Never say fam again.
BJ: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Lydia: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
BJ: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Lydia: :(
Barbara: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Charles would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
BJ: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Barbara: You could buy anything you want with $22,500.
Adam: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Delia: Apply juice to what?
Adam: Directly to the forehead.
Charles: Great chat everyone.