𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐀 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑? || ᴄꜱᴍ

十四 || Everyone's Wasted

Everyone was drunk, including Y/N. She's pretty sure she's tweaking out.

Actually, she might be losing her mind

"Well, what do you like in a partner? You gotta have some sort of preference."

Makima covered her mouth, letting a soft laugh out as Himeno basically probed Y/N to the point that Y/N felt like snapping her neck. Literally. 

She was pretty sure that they were supposed to be questioning Makima on her relationship with Denji but now she feels like she's been set up so Himeno can set up on a blind date.

"Human decency." Y/N finally replied, taking a deep breath as to not smack the drunk out of Himeno. "As long as they have functioning brains, I don't really care-"

"No! I mean when it comes to who you want to be with." Himeno added, taking a chug of her beer before throwing it down on the table with a 'huzzah!'.

"... I don't think I understand-"

"Oh! What kind of kink do you have!?"

Power cackled.

Kobeni gasped.

Aki choked on his beer.

Denji's pretty sure he peed a little.

"... That's a good question right?" Himeno raised an eyebrow, barely perceiving the world around her.

"... No... No, not at all." Y/N sighed, internally laughing at her actions but outwardly cringing.

"That's something important when you're trying to find someone to spend the rest of your life with, no?" Himeno shrugged with a drunk laugh.

"Is romance a kink?" Y/N finally asked since that was literally all she was asking for in this world. She could care less about kinks and lust, she just wanted someone to kiss her or give her a flower.

"Nope! You gotta think of something interesting for the baby making times!"

Aki's almost ashamed that she's his partner. At the moment though, he's just trying to focus on winning the drinking competition against Makima, which he is sorely losing.

Y/N clicked her tongue against the roof of her mouth, figuring that she wouldn't answer her anyway. Even so, she caught herself thinking about it, for like a second. 

She's pretty sure she didn't have a kink, at least, she couldn't think of one at the moment, though she would probably be open to anything if someone she fell in love with wanted it.

But at the same time, not a one of these people needed to know that.

"I like flowers."

Aki had to smack his hand against his forehead, it irked him. He wasn't drunk enough for this conversation to be humorous but he wasn't sober enough to forget it in the morning either.

"... No, I didn't mean an accessory for your bed when it happens, I mean what's something you like when you fuck."

"Not in my bed," Y/N sneered, flicking Himeno's head. "I refuse to disgrace the furniture I sleep in at night to that extent."

Denji and Power laughed, bordering on a wheeze as if they had once been smokers. Aki on the other hand scoffed, letting his forehead hit the table because he was so close to giving up on the drinking so he could sleep.

Fushi just had to laugh at that too because Y/N was funny when she wanted to be.

"What?" Himeno dejectedly asked, rubbing her forehead from the flick before she thought of something.