A VHS tape began playing. A tape that belonged to JcJension.
JCJenson (In SPAAAAACEE!!!!)
Rebuild Together BetterTM
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JCJenson: AUTOMATED SERVICES TECHNICIAN TRAINING
WD Disassembly - (1A) Overview:
"Zombie Drones!!!!"
CLIENT REASON FOR WD UNIT DISASSEMBLY AND DISPOSAL
53% Unit Damage
27% Upgrading Model
11% Terminating Operation(s)
7% Competitor Products
2% Core Failsafe Trip
1% Other
"Upgrading models. Cutting maintenance cost," a man spoke, not being shown on the screen.
WD DISASSEMBLY PROCESS TWO STEP OVERVIEW
STEP 1: Software Cleanup
Ensure Marked WD Unit Matches P/N, S/N (1A) → MARKED FOR DISASSEMBLY
"There are many reasons the clients may wish to disassemble a drone individual or series after a period of use," the man spoke.
Upload wdOS_606
(This is Fun for Them) (1B)
STEP 2: Hardware Cleanup
Human Inspection (2A): Affirm Core Disconnect
Process Drone (1) Core (1)
Through disassembly unit (2R)
Human Inspection (2B):
Affirm fun
The tape and audio began glitching out. "Following these two steps is key to avoiding -" the audio completely glitched out as the video is now replaced with a static... until...
ZOMBIE DRONES!!!!!
The tape returns back to normal.
WD DISASSEMBLY PROCESS COMPLICATIONS AND FINES
FINE 9C: "Zombie Drones"
-> Core is not properly disconnected
-> Hardware is not physically destroyed
-> wdOS_606 is interrupted/rejected immediately (1A) or up to five (5) years later
"Incompletely disassembled drones may occasionally reboot from software death alone. More than undead federal fire hazards, these corrupted AI carry an increased risk of future error -"
CORE TERMINATION REJECTION CAUS CHECKLIST - "T.O.F."
aiCore WD1001 -0.01% self-reboot rate (3020)
Technician Error (Repeat A1-B2)
Faulty OS String (Check Indicator)
Failsafe Wear (Inspect Pins)
The tape glitches out once more. The TV was always sitting in a dump. A bird flew in, looking around for something to snack on. Underground, oil is heard dripping.
A drone is seen rebooting itself with a cracked visor. The drone was below a bunch of things, trapping it down there.
YOU ARE READING
A New Story to be Rewritten (N X GN! Reader)
FanfictionAs the leader of the disassembly drones, It's my duty to make sure the commands from the company JcJenson were covered and handled manly. As Serial Designation X, the most powerful one out of the group, my code is different. I was made to be faster...
