Ep 3: Dr. Le Quack, Amnesia Specialist

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(We open with Eustace working on the roof, Kylie is reluctantly working with him)

Muriel: Eustace! Eustace! Eustace! Eustace!

(Eustace keeps hammering the roof until he hits his thumb, he screams as Kylie laughs)

Muriel: Eustace will you stop that noise? You'll wake the neighbors.

Eustace: We ain't got no neighbors!

Kylie: If we did I'd rather hang with them instead of working with you on the roof.

Eustace: (gives her a mean sneer, he tries to hammer the roof again until a plank flies off and hits Muriel)

Muriel: Oh!

Courage: No!

Kylie: (facepalms at her Uncle's stupidity as she and Eustace crawl to see if Muriel is okay, they both look shocked)

(Cut to the family taking Muriel inside the house)

Muriel: My head.

Kylie: Take her to her chair, Uncle Eustace.

Muriel: This is a lovely room. And what a comfy chair.

Kylie: (looks confused)

Eustace: What? Here, drink some tea.

(Muriel picks up a picture of her and Eustace)

Muriel: What a nice couple. Who are they?

Courage: There is something wrong here... or my name is Jose Santos de Guatemala and it's not.

Kylie: (looks at Courage) I know I'm worried for Aunt Muriel too, Courage.

Eustace: It's just some old rotten couple, go ahead drink your tea.

Muriel: Thank you, you're a very nice man, what's your name?

Eustace: What's my name? Hey now, what's your name? Well, what's his name?

Muriel: I have never seen him before in my life

Eustace: Muriel, Eustace, slave woman, your job is cleaning, cooking, shopping, laundry and anything else I can think of. Now get me dinner!

Kylie: Ugh! My uncle's such a hopeless sexist! C'mon Courage!

(They both head to the computer)

Courage and Kylie: (At the same) Help. Muriel doesn't remember who she is. Doesn't remember who we are. Need help. Send, send, send!

Computer: Well, you don't have to hit so hard!

(A duck shows up to their house to help)

Le Quack: Qu'est-ce que c'est? Ah, an amnesia specialist required, this sounds like an easy score. Voila! Dr. Le Quack at your service, I go in, steal all their valuables, and they won't remember.

Eustace: We don't want any...

Le Quack: Voila! my card. I am Dr. Le Quack, are you the patient?

Eustace: Who?

Le Quack: Well, the patient.

Eustace: What?

Le Quack: I'm an amnesia specialist and have been sent for.

Eustace:  I didn't send for you.

Le Quack: No. Remember now?

Kylie: (sarcastically) Well this is just perfect! (Frowns)

Courage: What have we done? We gotta save Muriel!

(Courage and Kylie both tug on Muriel's sleeve)

Kylie: Aunt Muriel! C'mon!

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