(We open at Nowhere's Hospital where the Bagges are waiting for Courage in The Waiting Room)
Eustace: Eh, I hate coming to the doctors. They charge me 90 bucks a day to keep that dog here. For 60 bucks, I could put him up at the Motel Inn. Eh? Who's with me?
(Nobody laughs at Eustace's "joke" and a cricket is heard making cricket chirps)
Man: My apologies, my pet cricket has restless leg syndrome.
Muriel: I hope Courage's stomach pains aren't anything serious.
Eustace: (Looks grossed out) Look at that, Muriel, that's why cats freak me out. It's doing that weird stretchy-leg thing where they lick themselves.
(A cat is seen licking its leg)
Eustace: Ew!
Muriel: Oh, thank goodness the doctor is here to help Courage.
Kylie: I wanna help animals just like Courage when I grow up!
Eustace: Kylie, we've been over this. You're gonna dance like a fool for little children and write stupid princess stories.
Kylie: But, Uncle Eustace...
Eustace: Kylie, that's final.
Kylie: (Mocking/Imitating Eustace) Kylie, that's final.
???: Kylie, that's final. Kylie, that's final.
(Kylie sees a parrot near her that just now repeated that line while mocking/doing an impression of her uncle)
Kylie: See, this bird knows what I'm talking about. Thank you.
Parrot: Thank you.
Kylie: Thank you.
Parrot: Thank you.
Kylie: You're very polite.
Parrot: You're very polite.
Kylie: You do not see that these days, you do not see that. I like you.
Parrot: I like you.
Kylie! Oh, thank goodness. You never know what somebody thinks of you. I'm glad I made a good first impression. Would you like to be friends?
Parrot: Like to be friends.
Kylie: Oh, this is all going so smoothly. What's your name? I'm Kylie.
Parrot: Kylie.
Kylie: (chuckles, realizing the parrot is repeating her) No way, that's my name. (She jokingly said) Nah, but... I can think of a good name for you when I take you home. You should spend the night at our house. Aunt Muriel, this lil' cutie can sleep with me in my bedroom.
Muriel: Kylie dear, that's someone's pet you can't just take it.
Kylie: Well, maybe they'd never know it's gone.
(Kylie hides the parrot safely in her backpack, she looks around seeing nobody being around to come for the parrot and nods to herself knowing she's good. Later Courage walks out with Dr. Vidaloo his side)
Muriel: Oh, Courage, we're so glad you're okay.
Dr. Vidaloo: Yes, he's doing fine. We were able to help him clear the stomach obstruction. (He shows them what was causing Courage's stomach obstruction) It was a Orange Blossom figure.
Muriel: Ew.
Kylie: Gross.
Eustace: Oh, ho, ho, yes.
Courage: Get off my back. If it's not supposed to be eaten why'd they make it Orange scented?
Kylie: Oh, thank you so much for your help, Dr. Vidaloo. I thought we were gonna lose him.
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The New Adventures of Courage the Cowardly Dog
FanfictionThis is basically like a revival/remake version of Courage the Cowardly Dog, with some new added characters similar to Blue's Clues and You. Also I apologize if some stuff like character introductions etc seem out of order but I fix those later on a...
