Ep 7: The Clutching Foot

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[The Bagges are snoring and sleeping in their bed with Courage sleeping on their covers]

[Eustace is heard muttering]

Eustace: Wool socks. Wool socks! Y ah'. Y ah'. Y ah'. Y ah'.! Wool socks!

(Eustace kicks Courage and he hits the roof, which wakes up Kylie from her bedroom)

Kylie: (in her bedroom, waking from her bed) What the heck? (She goes to check it out)

Eustace: You stupid dog! What are you doing itching my foot?

Courage: [babbling]

Kylie: (goes to her Aunt and Uncle's bedroom to see what's going on) Aunt Muriel, Uncle Eustace, what's going on now? (She yawns)

Muriel: (wakes up) Eustace? Eustace. Is there something wrong?

Kylie: (smirks jokingly) Pfft yeah I know what's wrong (she looks at the screen and mouths the sentence "She married the wrong person." Then snickers like Muttley)

Eustace: My foot. My foot!

Kylie: What about your foot?

(He takes off the covers to see it looks like it's infected)

Courage: Oh!

Kylie: Ew! What the heck uncle!? You're lucky I didn't have my midnight snack or I would've thrown up.

Muriel: Looks like you've got a fungus. Don't worry, Eustace. I know some family remedies.

(We cut to Muriel rubbing a cactus on Eustace's infected foot, Courage looks in fear while Kylie just giggles almost like some sort of psycho)

Eustace: Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Muriel: (holding a bucket of lobsters, the lobsters snip their claws)

Eustace: Huh? (He puts his inflected foot in the lobster bucket and he gets clawed on his foot) Aah! (He kicks the bucket off, muttering)

Kylie: Oh look, Courage is bringing that nasty healing stuff you wanted.

Courage: (brings in said "nasty healing stuff")

Muriel and Kylie: (cover their noses while Courage has a clothespin on his nose)

Kylie: (with nose plugged) Alright, stick it in Uncle!

Eustace: (does so, sticking his foot in the nasty healing stuff) Aah!

Muriel: Oh, dear. There's just one thing left to do.

Eustace: Ain't goin' to no doctor.

Muriel: You really should, Eustace.

Kylie: Yeah, I mean I did have one plan. (Takes out a hacksaw but Courage stops her before she does anything)

Courage: (babbles at her)

Kylie: Awww c'mon Courage, Uncle Eustace will have a bright side if he has one foot. He'll get his shoes half priced! (She laughs at her joke)

Eustace: I ain't going!

Muriel: It's as big as a cow. You have to go.

Eustace: Make me!

Muriel: Ah, suit yourself. But I think it's starting to fester.

Eustace: All I need is a nap.

Courage and Kylie: Ew!

Eustace: [snoring on his chair] That's all I needed...A nap. I feel like a million bucks! Yep! Nap did the trick.
Foot feels fine. (He sees his foot fungus grew bigger) Aah! Aah! (He tries to free himself from the foot fungus but he can't as he gets covered by the fungus like some sort of cocoon)

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