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Chapter 19

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19....Im Cursed

Good for you.

"Omg Nico, we were havin a moment" I shouted at him.

A moment of terror.

"But you were moshing with another guy, you cheating cheater!" he yelled.

Moshing is just violently dancing.

"Well, I never said you were my bf" I said cause this was true so it wasn't really cheating (cause only sluts cheat!) But my heart melted towards him, he was hot when angry.

And aren't you a slut?

Nico looked at Percy and a lothing dawned in his dark and smoking eyes. "Flavia, this is Percy Jackson, he's your enemy, he killed Luke!"

HE DIDN'T KILL LUKE!

"But...he did it for love" I explaned.

No,Luke killed himself to send Kronos back to Tartarus.

"I followed my heart" Agreed Percy. "and my heart led me on a dark path."

No it didn't.

Nico stared at both of us. I could see his heart braking. "So...you love him back?"

She probably doesn't,seeing as she changes her boyfriend every 5 chapters.

I didn't know what to say, everything was too confussing, the tat shop seemd to spin around me like a merry go round on Meth and speed,

Wtf?

how could I be expected to make such a chose? And I could feel the anger of Artmeis from above, it was like a dark ray of light shining down on me from Olympus. I knew she wanted me to be a virgen like her and then I would be a goddess and live forever but what good is internel life with no bf?

I would give up having a boyfriend for food.

Before I could express what was deep in my heart Albaster came in with some patetic flowers that werent even black or silver an some gross chocolate shaped like a daisy, that is a very preppy flower an I always step on them when I saw them.

Huh.I thought you loved nature because Artemis was apparently the goddess of nature.

"Flaiva, I am trying to repare the harm done between us, can you forgive?" He asked hopfully.

I was even more confussed, I knew once again that Artmeis had cursed me, too many guys wanted me! "SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP YOU BASTADS!" I screamed "your all sex crazed Im not a object ok?"

They aren't sex crazed,it's just that you cursed them.

I shoved Nivo and Alblaster into the wall and left the tat shop.

The hunteressess anfd Ivy were outside, the bitches had spied on the whole thing!

Good for you.

"So, if you don't want Alblaster can I have him" Said Ivy, who was at heart a slut.

*Sighs*

"Shut up or I will use the power of Artmies to turn you into a internel virgen!" I shouted at her and I drew Agamemmon, she cringed back in fear.

She's a huntress now,so she is already an internal virgin until if she leaves the hunt.

The other hunteressess cleared the ground before me, they knew my dark mood would mean much death if unleeshed.

Yeah sure.

I walked into the forest holding the lightening bolt that Zeus gave me, I almost thought of usin it on me, just so I could re join Luke in Elysium. When he was still alive life was so simple.!

Re join?You never died.

But then I thought no, I had to be strong and fight Kornos to the death! ! I was resolved so I put on some black eyeliner and some dark red lipstick that was the color of blood to remind me of my mission. I put on a silver tank top and a blavk jacket that was made from lether with a sliver zipper and a sliver moon on the cuffs, I put on black skinny jeans with sliver threads sown threw them and a pair of black converse with dark red laces. My hair I cut on the edges a little to make it more ragged. I was ready for my mission!

Uh,I'm pretty sure your supposed to wear armor on missions.
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20.....I Go in The Forest

I knew that I needed to practice for the battle cause practice makes I banished the confussment thoughts of love from my mind, the only thing in my mind now should be to kill and mame. So I took Draceenas Doom my bow, and Agamenmom and Telmelchus, but I saved the lighting bolt for a emergancy.

I went deep in the woods but then I gasped from shock, Percy's mom was there makin out with Grover an he was still dead! It was Sick and wrong and you should never do this,ever!

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"Omg Percy mom you sicko" I yelled, she laughed nervous, "Don't tell anybody, Im off my meds I can't help it"

Oh my f*cking gods.
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No.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SALLY?!

"Yeah well I won't tell if you make Percy fight with me agenst Kornos," I told to her. "An take your meds bitch or I will tell Poisdon your cheating on him!"

Technically,they can't cheat on each other.

I wanted to cleeve her in two with Telemelchus but this was no time to think of the cleevage of mortals,

Why am I laughing so hard at this.

it was the monsters who would be cleeved in the battle tamorrow! I shot three arrows all at once with my bow, they hit three trees all next to each other in a line.

Suddenly, a tiger growled from the bushes, it jumped and attacked me!

YES!
KILL 'IT' TIGER THAT SHOULDN'T BE IN A FOREST AND SHOULD'VE BEEN IN A JUNGLE!

I stabbed its heart with Agamenmom, then I wept tears of silver flewid cause it was beatiful in Death, also tigers are my fav animals.

So,you killed a tiger.
Did you know that there are only 250 tigers left in the world?
Yeah.You just helped with the extinction of the tiger race.
Good job.

So I made a pair of skinny jeans from its skin, it looked really cool cause it was a white tiger so it matched with my converse.

Oh,she did what the poachers do too.It is now illegal in most places to wear real tiger skin,as the tiger race is about to die.

The tiger didn't hurt me, actually its claw scratched on my cheek and so now I had a sexly scar, it made me look dangerous and ferral.

Yeah,that doesn't make you look dangerous,feral,or sexy,it just makes you look like a b*tch.

Then I burned the corpus and looked for something to kill, but then I heard Kornos voice saying "Im coming in 1 hour!"

.....Why would the enemy just shout out that they were coming in an hour?
It's better to do an ambush,everyone knows that!