I read a terrible fanfic!

Chapters 41 42 & 43

Woah!I'm not dead/Inactive!Sorry for the wait again.Jeez, I really need to get a better schedule to do this kind of stuff.

See I have like 66 fans cause they keep tellin me to update so lol haters, see I have fans.

I thought you had 66666 fans Flavia?

Chapter 41.....I Dafeat the Rebelions

*sighs*Here we go again.

In a minute the rebelions ordered lines lining in numrous great yellow orbs upwerds. This was not a good stragedy cause mine was better, it was like this. I went to dule Octavius and I knew this time he would die an stay dead.

I forgot how horrible the spelling was in this.Also, that is a horrible strategy Flavia..

"You think you can fight me you batch!" Yelled Octavius "u cant even spell write"

Of course, Octavian misspelled what he said also, because this is Flavia's story.
He is right though.

"Thou will die for thou insalts, thou flamer" Said Socartes wisely.

I love how Flavia uses "Flamer" as an insult.

Octavius snitted but I knew that under teh shallow mockary he feared me greatly, his hate made him who cares if I could spell write, I had powers an they were all jelous of me so they disguysed this jelousy as flamin & hate.

Yup.We're totally "jealous" of you and thats why we hate you.
(She's kidding right?)

My distrage bursted over like a lava, I went in for to victorize. With teh strangth of Arres an the wisdom of Artmeis I reached into his heart an took off his sternum an I hit him on teh head with the sternum an he was knocked out inconsious. Tehn I took Assgard the sword from Artmeis an empaled Octavius an his sole snitted all the way to Tarterus!

Well.
That's actually really brutal.
Kudo's to Flavia for actually impressing me.
And Octavius must be really tough if he can survive getting his sternum ripped out of his chest.

When Annabeth saw this she started whinin like a prep cause thats what she was, what do I need to tell you she was blond so this was obviously true! I put Assgard pointed at her neck an said "Surrender to me loser" so she surrended an yelled to all the rebelions "Surrender cause we have no more leader any more" (But this was only part true cause she really surrenderd cause she was cowerdfully afraid that I would kill her too teh cowerd)

And Flavia just keeps it up with insulting blondes.Yup okay.
And Annabeth wouldn't surrender that easily.
Her fatal flaw is hubris remember?

I took a very big chane an tied up all teh rebelions, they would be exacuted for there crimes.I locked them all in a dark cave an told Socartes to gard tehm to make sure they did not escape. Exept I did not exacute Annabeht, cause she would be my own slave was cause tretchery does not pay!

Another reason why Flavia isn't the hero she thinks she is.

Acutely I told Hazel an Leo to hit her with some sticks firstly, an I stood on teh cliff an watched, I was all in my armer an teh sun set redly behind me an I knew I was a deathly site. I was a warrier now,stern & bad ass like a hunteress, I knew now....Artemis approve!

*Artmeis approved

But all suddenly I reelized...KORNOS!

*insert let fake gasp*
Oh noes we can't forget the corn!1!