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Chapter 4

Oh god....why am I still reading this!?....Better get this started then.I'm dreading this...
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This chapter will have me correcting some paragraphs and acting like a beta reader.
And I've changed how I type my reactions to this.
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Chapter Four.....I Go To Hades

We all ate amberosa. Mine tasted like kissing Nico's lips.

Ok.First of all, you haven't even kissed him yet so how would you know what that tastes like!?

First I felt bad because I was cheating on Luke, exept he was dead,so it wasn't like real cheating.

He's actually happy.You wanna know why?
HE'S FREE FROM YOUR CURSE!!!
*cue celebration*

Then I polished Aganemnon until I could see my eyes in the reflect.
"Where should I look for Artmeis?" I asked Nico and Albaster.

I'm still hoping that she is looking for Artmeis instead of Artemis.

"She is not in Olympus, she never goes on her throne exept a little," Said Albaster, "Mostly she hunts in the wild."

"She never visits Olympus except on special occasions," Alabaster answered,"She mostly hunts in the wild."
Yeah...I needed to do that.

"What if she is in teh Underworld!" Said Nico.

First of all,why would she be in the underworld?And secondly,wouldn't you know if she was?

"We can't go there!" Said Albaster.

Why not?Then you could throw Flavia into Tartarus!

"I am from Hades, I can!" Yelled Nico. He raised his sword and hit the ground with his iron sword and it splitted open wide, a dark crack. Hot breeze and a burn smell came from the crack, "That's the fire and lava ashes from Tarterus," Nico explained us.

"I am a spawn of Hades,I am allowed to go into my Father's realm!"Nico yelled.Nico raised his stygian iron sword and struck the ground,making a massive fissure appear,spewing out a hot breeze and the scent of burning carcasses.
"That is the heat of Tartarus."Nico explained,putting his sword back in it's sheath.
(I actually don't know is his sword has a sheath or what but I'm going with that.)

I jumped down the deep crack and so did Nico and Albaster.
Albaster did magic to make us land safe
on the other side of the dead river, so Cerebus was on the other side of us and we didn't have to go by him.

But Nico is with you so why would it matter?

The Dead were flying around us like ghosts but I cut at them with Agamemnon and they flew away scared by the bright sliver blade.

Sorry honey but you can't cut ghosts.

I saw the ghost that was the the rappist from NYC city so I flipped him off.
In head of us was Hades's Palace, a shiny black Palace with pillers and iron stairs in the front. There were skelton guards, but Nico chopped them up with his iron sword and we run up the stairs to Hades's Throne Room. He was sitting down on a throne made from dead people parts and smoke and his robes were black and also made from dead people ghosts. He looked kind of like Johnny Depp super pale, but he had black hair in a ponytail and a little eyeliner but not too much cause he isn't gay.

Ahead of us was Hades' palace,a glittering midnight castle with a series of pillars and a tall staircase of iron leading to the door.Guarding the palace were Skeleton guards,holding Stygian iron swords and wearing blood red armor.Nico walked up to them and they bowed,"These people are with me.Let them pass."Nico ordered.
"Of course Master Nico."They responded.
We quickly walked up the steps and Nico led us through the place to the throne room.The lord of the dead was sitting on his throne,which was made of bones and shadows.He was wearing an outfit made of the souls of the most dangerous criminals,such as Hitler,and he looked a lot like Johnny Depp,but he had his hair tied up in a ponytail,and was wearing a hint of eyeliner.
Whew!That was a long one to write!