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Chapter 17

Alright...maybe I can squeeze in one chapter before I go on the plane to the Philippines....
I spoil you guys to much.....
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U think I read da reviews, Im gonna spell it like I want ok, da spelling we use in dis contry was invented by da preps anyways!Im a rebel like Flavia, I fight da Systum!

*Facepalms*

Anyways u can all suck it, flamers!

17...Gifts from the gods

She's had like,how many gifts now?
Oh right,6.Even Percy didn't have these many gifts,and when he did,they usually got destroyed/used up.(The duffel bags from Hermes,etc.)

I stood their on the hill, I was mad from the hunteress's angry eye brows in my direction (da kind u go in not like 1 D ewwww) I went over and started to kick Albaster's woonded Ass for him,

Didn't she love him?Oh wait,it's back to Nivo.
FLAVIA I TOLD YOU,DON'T INTERFERE WITH NIVOP!!!

"U prep!" I screamed like the title wave in a ladder with blue rain streeking across the Olympics. But he made that noise like when u stick a sharp thing in a prep and twist it a little, I glared darkly at him, "U shit hole why did u interfeer!"

You mean screaming?Yeah,I'm pretty sure not only preps do that.
And "I screamed like the title wave in a ladder with blue rain streeking across the Olympics."
What?

"I loved u, I wanted 2 save u from Kornos" He whined like Justin Beiber, I crushed his hand with the heel from my spiky black knee high converse, "No u wanted to distract me so Kronos would escape, also u inchanted my heart with dark swirls from the pits of Hecate!"

"He whined like Justin Beiber"
I'm pretty sure that's an insult to Justin Beiber.
And "My spiky black knee high converse?"
Is there anything like that?

Then lightening come down from the hevvins, when the electric went from the air 3 gods stood on the hill!

Oh no...more love interests...

They were Zeus,Apherditi and Apollo!

And she still spells Aphrodite as Apherditi.

Zeus was kinda hot 4 an old guy, I thought if we had kids they would be like 3 forths god an powerful than all deimgods.

NO.NO.NO.NO.
JUST DON'T.
THAT WOULD BE TERRIFYING.
PLEASE NO.
NO.NO.NO.NONONONO.

But Apollo was super hot, it was like all the hot guys in the world got melted until it was soft and pored in a statue an that statue was Apollo.

What?That does not make sense?
AND DON'T YOU TURN MY FATHER INTO A LOVE INTEREST.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE MY STEP MOM.
NOPE.
NOPE.
NO.

(In da book hes blond but in real life he has black hair straight to his mid back also stubble but not da messy poky kind.)

.....No.

His eyes were deep like a hot tub but a deep one like a jakuzzi.

Aren't they the same thing?

Apheridit was blond and looked like Annabeth and Brittany and the other hores, I saw she was wearing makeup, like stupid pink lipstick like the color of flowers (I hate flowers there too kawai)

*Facepalm x 9001*
"I hate flowers there too kawai"
You hate flowers because they're too cute?I'm pretty sure if you say they are cute you like them.
And it's kawaii,not kawai.

"We are empressed by ur fighting in the noble battle blood,"Said Zeus wisely, he gave me a mini lighteneing bolt, it was silver and abouttwo feet long.

Again with the silver.And I would be more impressed with the seven's fights,not hers.

"This has the force of maybe 20 bombs," Said Zeus. "U can use it only three times, then it will melt in your hand so drop it quick the last time or ur hand will be melted like molted silver."

I thought the lightning bolt is the most powerful weapon of all time?Why would the mini one be any different?
Although I do agree with the only three times thing.
Finally something not overpowered.

"I'm really quick, it will not hurt me," I told him.

"I know ur capabel, that's why im giving it to you and not to that miserbael loser Albaster," Said Zeus.

ALABASTER IS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU.

Apollo gave me a sheild, he said "This sheild is flame proof (geddit) and no flames will hurt u when u carry it! It will destroy them All."

Apherditi said "Here is a spell when u say it Kornos will die an there will be peace"

Oh,well that's useful.

"I don't want ur stupid spell bitch" I yelled, I knew she could not be trusted bc she was a blond hore, if I used the spell it would probably strike me dead in my converse. I knew all Apherditis were evil sluts at heart.

But what if it did kill Kronos?
You just wasted a valuable opportunity!
Plus everyone would be happier if you died.

But she used her goddess magic and forced my hand open and in it floated a little scroll with the spell on it. She smiled triumphentally, the bitch. But when she was destracted by a hot guy walking by, I threw the scroll at her slutty face. She screamed in pain and it was my turn to smile. Then the scroll desintagrated and was like smoke and then was no more.

Mkay.Waste a good chance.

"We will see u on Olymous when u are a hero u can be a goddess 2," Said Zeus, but then he said "Actually only if ur a virgen, that's what Artmeis said anyway."

No.

"Im not havin kids with u" I yelled wrathly bc now I hated his Guts, before I could throw the lighting bolt at there faces they all misted away like gods bc thats what they were.

Yeah,no dur.
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Mkay.That is the last update I will probably do for now.
Mainly because I'm going to the Philippines.I thought the mass update would be enough...Meh,as long as you guys are happy.
Alright,managed to squeeze this in right before we got to airport.
Bye guys!