ryan ross pregnant

pregant??!!????

i guess we got too excited because.... we forgot to use protection and i missed my male period 😕 (yes i have a penis) i was getting nervous because i hadn't gotten my boy period yet and... he usually comes around this time..... i miss him... and i was worried i was sad i love my boy period so i took a preggy test and what do you know i've got a little baby cookin in the furnace 😊 but i was a little nervous to tel brendon who is the father because of all the sex we've been having. i was nervous and i was crying in the bathroom and i threw the pregnancy text across the room and it hit the mirror and the mirror broke!!!!!! and i got glass in my eye owwiieee i got glasses in my skin and i got hurt "ouch" i yell!!!!
brendon comes running in"OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY MIRROR" and he looks at me "oh ur bleeding are you ok" he cares so much.... i feel so seen when i'm with him
💗💗💗💗 "yeah i uh...." i pause.... i'm not ready to tell him about the water bottle in the fridge yet..... i'm nervous "ummm i just fell" i say as i am bleeding out everywhere. he looks angry "well what the fuck happened to the mirror????!!!!??" "ummmm.. i fell on it" i say and i looks side to side and tug on my collar and gulp "gulp!"  i gulp im so nervous i hope he doesn't hate me "whatever let's get you to the hospital IG 😒" he says he sounds annoyed!!! i'm kind of an empath so i know these things he picks up me newborn baby style and carried me to the car newborn baby style and buckles me into my car seat

we get to the hospital and he carrie's me in newborn baby style and we go to the desk "1 hospital room please" brendon says "coming right up sir" and she leads us to the hospital room "doctor max will be here soon let me check babies reflexes!!" and she hits my knees that are already bleeding everywhere from the glass in my eyes arms legs and feet and belly button :( we wait 1 hour and brendon doesn't talk to me at all i think he might be mad at me for the mirror :( then finallyyyt the doctor walks in and ..... woah. the doctor is really attractive.... i look into his big brown gorgeous eyes and i see his buetifyo brown hair and his massive willy and i blush.. brendon is ignoring me... so maybe i should make him jealous i think hahahahha i twirly hair and look at the doctor "hey;)" i say and wink just like the winky face i said. "hello i am doctor max" he says and runs a hand through his brown luscious locks 😍😍😍 "so... what do you say we get out of here" brendon looks at me angry "ryan ...." he growls but i keep looking at sexy doctor ma. or should i call him doctor sex "i hate to tell you but... i'm a taken man. there's this girl that i play fortnite with and.... i think i'm in love with her she's so smart and funny and gorgeous and big butt and whimsical and nice and caring and hilarious and sugoi and she makes my kokoro go doki doki and i grope grope grope her" he says and looks off into the distant. darn! i really wanted to cheat on my boyfriend god damn it. i am still bleeding and the doctor notices "let's get you fixed up why don't we " and i blush at his kind words. he gets the glass out of me and puts bandaids on me and runs tears and he goes out of the room. while he's out for he room i think brendon is even madder at me than he was before because now... i broke his mirror and his trust 😞 i look over his shoulder and he's playing royal match on his ipad. finally doctor sex max comes in and he says "well mr ryan ross you're gonna be fine. it's a good thing your baby didn't get hurt though haha!" i freeze!!! shoot! i sweat and i tbh pee myself a little. brendon looks at dr awesome cool amazing hot max ina shocked way "what did you say................?" he is shocked "idk what did i say i forget" dr max says
"you... you said...." brendon stutters slowly, scared stupid. i interrupt him "UM PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he looks at me shocked 😮<--that's what his face looked like and i am scared and nervous "i'm sorry i'd don't tell you earlier i was scared you wouldn't be happy......" brendon puts his arm around me "it's ok babe but i'm still mad at you for breaking my fucking mirror why did you do that you bitch" i feel comforted by his words and i rest my head on his shoulder and i think....... maybe.... maybe it's gonna be okay havinf pregant belly. 🙂