ryan ross pregnant

panicing at the disco

we drank sooooooo much im feeling a little.... buzzed🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 honestly o am so drunk that honestly i would kiss brendon urie on the mouth right now but good thing i'm straight and i like girls so thag would never happen!!!!.

"what your favorite color" i asked trying to know more about thsi strange fellow who i only just met. brendon took his hand off of my waist to tap his chin thoughtfully "hmm... warm breeze on a cool summer morning.. sitting atop a mountain with my german shepard and all my closest friends and my baby deer that i raised. i found him injured on the side of the road.. he had been hit. so i nurses him back to health using only my natural fluids. i also like purple" he said looking deeply into my eyes. i didn't really understand what he said so i just nodded and said mhm.

i stare back into his eyes. his beautiful eyes. they're brown brown with a hint of purple and in the sun they turn purple. also blue. and a little bit of green. and would you think i was crazy if i said orange? and a pinch of hazel. they're so beautiful. we're looking at eachother so nicely... i wonder what he thinks of my eyes?

brendon pov:
i want to stick my dick in his butt

ryan ross pov:
we are still looking in eyes and he asks me a question
"what's your favorite trolls character?" brendon urie asks sincerely. "honestly i think my fsvroite is branch because he's played by justin timberlake and i think justin timberlake is sexy and id let him top me but not in a gay way lol" i respond. he nods.. ""i like cooper" wow.. my eyes widened.. what a coincidence! "cooper is my twin"
"wow that's so cool" brendon said all ears and interested in what was going on in the conversation.
"you know......... i think we're going to be good friends" i saud and looked at him wanting to kiss him but i didn't because i'm not gay and i like girls. phew! good save. "let's go gun up the after party" brendon said "yes!!" and so we went outside and i got in brendon's car

at the after party: we walked in confidently and awesomely and i saw 16 year oldjon walker and felt a sharp knife going through my heart.... ouch! it still hurts what he did.... but i think with brendon by my side i can do anything. i smile at brendon as we pulled out our guns at the same time. i looked 16 year old jon walker dead in the eyes... and shot him!!! pow pow pow!!!!! and wait a minute.... WHOS THAT IN THE CORNER????? is that..... SPRINGTRAP from the popular game FIVE JIGHTS AT FREDDY'S??? and.... OMG.... IS HE PREGNANT???? WITH MATPATS BABY??? i feel a little bad for shooting a pregnant man but whatevs i think as i shoot pregnant spring traps. through the gunshots and screams i hear someone say "OH MY GOD...... THIS IS A REAL PANIC AT THE DISCO!!! AHHHHH" and then i shoot her pow pow pewww.. actually.. wait.. thats gives me a brilliant idea!! "brendon!!" i say and look at brendon "yes sweet cheeks?" he says "we should start a band and call it panic! at the disco!!!" i say with a lightbulb over my head.
"nah. that sounds gay" he says
"yeah it was stupid lol i only said that as a joke haha... gay.." i say looking at he floor... "lmao" the stronger taller big monster cocked man says. he has such a way with words. and then a couple minutes later everyone is dead on the floor and me and brendon urie jump and high five then we look into eachothers eyes and and before i know it we are on the floor peeing in eschothers mouths.