ryan ross pregnant

surprise at disneu land

hi my name is ryan ross and i am 5 months pregnant and it hurts!!!! (don't tell anyone but i like it a little bit) baby vic kicks so much and he only stops when brendon puts his willy up there and wiggles it around!! it's soooo exhausting. parenting am i right🤣 anyways today me and my husband brendon urie are going to disney land for my 5 months anniversary of being pregnant we are going to have so much fun!!

we arrive to disney and i am feeling excitement in my pregnant tummy! we are at the entrance gates and i see mickey mouse himself at the entrance welcoming in the joyous happy children here to have the time of their lives. maybe. maybe magic really is real here. i look over at brendon and he looks so excited
(highlight to read this part)Scene: Disneyland Entrance

Brendon Urie and a visibly pregnant Ryan Ross approach the entrance of Disneyland, a sea of vibrant colors and cheerful music greeting them. Brendon hops excitedly, practically vibrating with energy, while Ryan clutches his belly with one hand and a giant map of the park in the other.

Brendon: (pointing wildly) Look, look! The castle! It's like a real-life fairytale! I can't believe we're finally here!

They reach the entrance, and Brendon leans in closer to Ryan, lowering his voice dramatically.

Brendon: I'm telling you, we should get matching Mickey ears. It'll be adorable and completely impractical!

Ryan: (sarcastically) Great idea, and I'll wear mine while you carry the baby. Perfect!

Brendon nudges Ryan playfully, causing him to sway slightly.

Brendon: Just think of all the cute Instagram posts! "Brendon and Ryan: Living the Dream." And "Baby Ross: Future Disneyland Connoisseur."

Ryan: (smirking) Let's just make sure we don't lose the baby in the crowd. I'd rather not have to explain that to the Disney security.

They start walking into the park, and Ryan suddenly stops, eyes wide.

Ryan: Oh no, what if they have a "Bring Your Pregnant Partner to Work Day" and I accidentally sign us up?

Brendon: (laughs) If you get a free churro, I'd say it's worth it!

As they stroll further into Disneyland, Brendon spots a churro stand.

Brendon: Churros! Let's go! I'll get you a "pregnancy-approved" one.

Ryan: What does that even mean? No toppings?

Brendon: (grinning) Exactly! Just pure, unadulterated churro goodness.

Ryan shakes his head, smiling, as they head towards the stand, the excitement of the day ahead bubbling over. In the background, a group of kids dressed as princesses runs past, and Brendon mimics their squeals.

Brendon: (in a high-pitched voice) "I want to be a princess!"

Ryan: (laughing) Or in your case, "I want to be the fairy godmother who turns pumpkins into roller coasters!"

They burst into laughter, ready to embrace the magic of Disneyland, one churro at a time.

after a couple hours of traversing the park and having fun brendon sees the poopinator 5000 death roller coaster. "woah ryan look at that one over there it looks so cool we should ride it!!!" i look at the rollercoaster and it looks intense... it go upside down even. i nod and say "sure we can ride that.. though are you sure you want to? i know you get nervous on rollercoasters." brendon says "ya it aight"

the line is really long and it goes all through the park and back. we get in line and brendon goes ughhhh "i hate waiting in line" and he leans on my shoulder like a tired baby. i say "shshsh it's ok brendon we'll be th ere soon" and i pat my belly for good measure. brendon distracts himself by pulling my 2 butt cheeks apart and releasing them so they slap together and make a noise. i chuckle "you're so silly beendon" the people behind us walk away. huh, i guess they were tired of waiting in line! more poop for us.