ryan ross pregnant

brendon at my house?!?

(add segway to him waking up later)

i wake up and i am in my bed tucked in... and i look up to see a hot sexy man standing above me with NO SHIRT ON!!!!.. i wipe my eyes to make sure i'm seeing clearly.... hummuna hummuna!! that sure is brendon urie standing over me with no shirt watching me sleep!!

"hey." he says sexily
"h-hi..." i say.... wait a minute... how did i get here? i thought we were at jon 16 year olds party.... oh wait.... he..... i remember what happened.... he friend broke up with me so me and brendon gunned up his after party :/ but... how did we get home? and.... omg how am i in my pjs??? i don't remember changing!!! brendon looks at me like he can read my mind...
"i took you home. i...." he blushes and looks away.. "i changed you too..." i blush!!!!! wait... did he change my underpants too? "did you change my underpants too?" i ask blushing
"...ya"
"did.... did you see my willy?" i ask nervously..
"ya it's rlly tiny but it's ok because you're my uwu bottom boy :)" he says. awwww he's so sweet. i sit up and i smell... pancakes?????
"brendon did you make pancakes!!???" i ask excited
"no i just smoked the powder srry" he says and puts his hands in his pockets. aw man :(  i was saving that for later!! paid a guy 30 bucks for that and i had to flirt with him too.

i get up from my bed and look at brendon shirtless.... wow... he is so muscly he must work out oo la la he's got abs for days🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 "wow brendon... i didn't know you were so fit" i say twirling my hair. all of the sudden.... he leans in and kisses me!!!! okg.... i kiss him for a minute but then i pull away... "brendon wait.." i say... "i'm not gay. and.. i have a gf." brendon looks sad. "oh. but you effed me last night?" he says sadly with sadness in his face. darn i did do that didn't i. he's got me there. oh well i didn't like my gf that much anyway. "trruuuuee let's make out" i say. "wait." brendon says.. "what's her name?" he asks.
"lizzy. she's ginger and has glasses and is really funny and smart and gorgeous and cute and brilliant and sexy and foxy... but tbh she was starting to get on my nerves" i say and i put my hands on brendon's ROCK HARD ABS WOWIE!! "to be honest... she didn't look enough like a boy..." i say and i look up at brendon like this🥺 "and.... that's what i look for in women..." i say.. "but i'm not gay"
brendon frowns hurt by my words. "have you ever thought that's mayb you are gay" he asks
"huh no i never thought of that you make a good point actually" i think about it for anminute "yeah i think ur right lol i am gay" and then me and brendon make out and start to bang. "cocky want boing boing" is the last thing i hear before going into a sex trance. suddenly.... ring ring ring i hear my phone rings oh no! is my girlfriend lizzy ughhhh i answer the phone out of breath from the insane sex i just had "pant pant oh pant pant hi pant pant l-lizzy" brendon puts his hand on y willy "what's up land pant"
"ummm nothing i was just wondering if you were ok because i haven't heard from you sicne you went to jon's 16th birthday bash and i heard from gerard way  my bff that jon friend broke up with you are you ok" ighhhh she's so annoying why can't she have a dick!!!!!!!! "you know what lizzy.." i say. i am sick of her shit "you always ask me questions you always nag you are manipulating me. 'what's your favorite color?' 'are you okay?' 'do you still love me i feel like we've been getting distant?' SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!)!!!!?!?!!?!!! you are toxic and you don't even have a penis so it's not okay i realized today that i like boys and i like dick ang i'm in love with brendon urie..... your childhood best friend. i'm sorry but i just can't be with you anymore i can't handle it i can't take it anymore KYS!!!!!!!!! go away bag bag stupid ugly dumb go away "  i say and she is quiet and she starts to cry and i HANG UP! i am done getting manipulated by her. i look at brendon and he smiles at me. "i'm proud of you. you did the right thing." he says and holds my silly willy. "ready for round 2?" "heck yeah i am" and then we made sweet sweet love till the break of dawn like a country song

lizzy pov:
oh my god ryan ross just broke up with me i think i need to kill myself 😿 i get on my phone and i text my best friend gerard way
lizzy: hey gerard
gerard: what's up lizzy my best friend
lizzy: ryan.... ryan just broke up with me
gerard: oh my god im so sorry are you okay?
l: honestly no... i mean... i saw it coming hed been ignoring me every since he went to jon's 16th birthday bash and even before that i think we'd been getting distant.......
g: it's ok you don't need him honestly he's been giving me gay vibes for the last couple weeks i think he's a fag he's one of them 😕
l: yuck....... and guess what!!! he told me that he's in love with my childhood best friend brendon urie!!!!!!
g: rhat slimy son of a gun why did he do that
l: idk :(
g: teenagers :(
l: 😿☹️☹️☹️😞😞😞😞😞😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😥😥😥😥😓😓😓😓😔😔😔😔😞😞😞😞😕😕😕😕🙁🙁🙁🙁
g: yk my other best friend his name is max and i think you would really like him
l: omg ok give me his number
g: he doesn't have a number you can only reach him on fortnite
l: oh ok what's his fortnite username
g: gardengnostiic go friend him
l:ok

i put my phone down and get my switch and send him a friend request and he immediately accepts it. wow! he must always be on fortnite!  i fortnite message him
lizzyawsumpants: hi gerard way my best friend gave me ur fortnite username
gardengnostiic: want to play duos
lizzawshm pants: sure
and then we played fortnite

you k now what....i think it's gonna be okay 😊

ryan pov:
i just had crazy sex with brendon we were upside down he glued me to the roof and