A Shinobi's Take on this Wonderful World

A Conclusion to this Hellish Boss Fight

"What the heck is thiiiiiis!?"

Kazuma shouted as he watched the Orcs pile onto each, and the structure of their combined mass began to take a humanoid shape. He then heard the sounds of feet landing on the ground and turned around to see Naruto carrying Megumin on his back.

"So... It seems the legends are true."

Megumin noted darkly, her glowing crimson eyes dancing with the flames that flickered all around them.

"Legends? What legends?"

Kazuma demanded, and the little girl's face grew grim.

"Upon the clan's creation, my ancestors waged war against the Orcs for this territory. With their power, a few Orcs were nothing but targets for spell practice. But much like today, the Orc tribes banded together against the Crimson Demons. We nearly lost."

Megumin continued, causing the others to gulp.

"But how? The Orcs are only this powerful because Sylvia made them more magic resistant."

Naruto asked, because he couldn't see how the Crimson Demons could potentially lose to these monsters. The Orcs were afraid of the eccentric clan for a reason.

"When backed into a corner, the Orcs are said to have the ability to combine into something ferocious. Our ancestors called it-"

Megumin replied as a shadow loomed over them.

"-Orctron."

"GROAR!"

A deafening roar shook the valley, nearly knocking everyone off of their feet.

"That's..."

Kazuma recovered and looked up at the behemoth that now towered over the village. The thing was as horrifying as it was ridiculous.

"H-heh... Heheh..."

Aqua stuttered and slowly backed away to hide behind Naruto, and the former NEET didn't blame her.

The Orcs locked together in a formation that was definitely reminiscent of a humanoid body, standing well over one-hundred feet tall. A familiar looking figure was at the "heart" of the creature.

With a name befitting its structure, this "Orctron" looked almost like a fleshy Gundam. Which was gross, lame, and terrifying at the same time. It was a little overwhelming to process.

"NARUTO UZUMAKI! WE WILL CLAIM YOUR BODY INTO US!"

Sylvia, along with every Orc that was a part of the formation, shouted in one unified voice. With the differing tones from each monster, the result was a terrifying harmonic sequence.

Naruto's face turned green, the imagery and sounds all burning into his memory. This scene would forever haunt his dreams, he was sure of it.

'For once, I'm not jealous of that guy's popularity...'

Kazuma thought from his own hiding spot behind Asahimaru. It was like the Orcs were working as a sort of hive-mind now, with Sylvia acting as the medium...

"D-don't worry, Naruto-san! I won't let those Orcs near you!"

Yunyun proclaimed while taking a defensive stance in front of the shinobi.

"M-me neither! Who knows what would happen if they got their hands on you... With so many sweaty Orcs taking turns within that mass of pure lust! Kuh! It's outrageous! Why couldn't it have been male Orcs..."

Darkness declared herself while muttering the last bit, earning a flat look from the ninja.

"I-I guess I should keep those grubby hands away from you. If only to keep that homewrecker from getting any more ideas!"