Home Alone... But... (Home Alone: Lost In New York)

III.5 - The Plaza

(You're wrong, Sulfuric Acid!)

----With Kevin and Buzz----

Kevin and Buzz made their way to the inside pool in the hotel. Buzz sat down on a chair nearby while Kevin went to go to a cannonball. He stood close by the pool and looked at the two older men in the hot-tub.

"Am I bother one if I worked on my cannonballs?"

Some old dude: No.

"Thanks."

Kevin backed up, looked at Buzz, and Buzz gave him a thumbs up. Kevin then ran forward and did a cannonball into the pool, accidentally getting his trousers pulled off in the process. Buzz snickered as Kevin came back up to the surface and noticed his trousers.

"Yikes!"

'Haha!'

"Shut up, Buzz!"

Kevin quickly grabbed his trousers.

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J(ohnny): Hold it right there!

Kevin and Buzz were laying on the extra large bed, watching Angels with Even Filthier Souls. They had ice cream that was being served to them by a hotel employee and laying next to each other, Kevin's body leaned diagonally against Buzz's. Even if they didn't notice it, their bond has been getting stronger and stronger by the hour. They were able to comfortably talk to each other and Kevin was now allowed in Buzz's room, unlike before their last Christmas "vacation." Both of the boys enjoyed each other's company, which was definitely  a good thing.

C(arlotta): It's me, Johnny!

J: I knew it was you. I could smell ya' gettin' off the elevator!

Hotel Employee: 2 scoops, sir?

"2? Make it 3, please."

The hotel employee handed him the bowl of ice cream.

(Author's note: I had to improvise for Kevin's dialogue there. He doesn't say please but I couldn't for the life of me figure out what he was actually saying in the movie :P)

J: You was here last night too, weren't ya'?

C: I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night...

'She was not! She was smooching with your brother!'

Kevin chuckled.

J: You was here... And you was smoochin' with my brother!

Kevin and Buzz smirked.

'See?'

"Yep."

J: Don't give me that. You've been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff! I could go on forever, baby!

The hotel employee took this chance to leave.

C: You got me all wrong!

J: Alright. I believe ya'.... But my tommy gun don't!

Carlotta gasped.

C: Johnny...! You're the only duck in my pond!

J: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.

C: Baby! I'm over the moon for ya'!

J: You gotta do better then that!

C:...If my love was an ocean, Lindy's have to take two airplanes to get across it...