The Monroe's

K-Money: The Package

"Turn to the right please" I tell the girl sitting in my chair. "UPS I have a delivery for a Ms Michelle Rosario" a guys voice comes over the p.a system and say. Thinking to myself what the fuck, I told Pillar don't be sending shit here to my Tattoo Shop. I'm trying to run a legit business.

"Aye can you do me a favor and go sign that for me please, put any name" I ask the female sitting in my chair. She gets up and walks towards the front of the shop towards the door.
I pick up my phone and search for Pillar's number, found it. I dial her number and sit and wait till she answers.
"Hey Papi, how's your day going so far?" She ask
"It was going good until UPS showed up with something for Michelle Rosario, bae I told you not to send none of that shit to my shop" "Oh baby I'm sorry, I didn't mean to send it there I was rushing trying to send the order off that I didn't change the address, I'm sorry Papi" "aight" "you forgive me" she says in the sexiest tone. "Yeah this time, but next time you gone have to pay for my forgiveness" I say. "We're at the field now so we'll see you when you finish up right?" "Yes" "OK, we love you" she say as she blows kisses through the phone. "I love yall too" I reply then hang up.

My client comes back, "Its 2 big boxes out there" she says. "aight, thank you" I tell her as she sits back down.
I continue to finish coloring in her tattoo but I'm wondering what the hell could Pillar have ordered, that has to go in 2 big boxes. I love my fiancee to death but she should have sent that shit to her shop and not mine or at least to the storage unit, that was the agreement. Order as much shit as you want with those credit cards  but nothing comes to the house, my tattoo shop or your boutique it all get sent to the storage unit.

Fuck! I hope it's some small shit, Ima have to call the post office, ups or somebody and have them not send anything else here. The only thing that should be coming here should be for me, Kamani Monroe or Monroe Tattoo & Piercing Bar.
I finally finish her cheetah print tattoo. I clean up my area and chill until my next appointment shows up.
"Thanks sexy" the female client says as she leaves a tip on the counter, she then walks out the door.

A smile comes across my face as I'm standing in the mirror. What time Marley coming in I need her to ink me up, it's a bad ass koi fish I want. I pull out my phone and call her.
"Aye sis what time you getting here" I ask. "Man probably in 15 minutes this girl tripping. I gotta leave this house" she replies. "Man Monica gone with that fuck shit. Sis Ima see you in a minute" she says then hangs up.

I go to the boxes and push them to my office. I'm still trying to figure out what did Pillar order, these boxes are heavy. Last time we spoke about orders she said she was over stocked and she wasn't going to be ordering for awhile. Maybe its something for King, Prince or Princess she always like to surprise them with toys and what not. Anyway I leave them in front of my desk. I then head back to the front of the shop.

"I will cross the ocean for you, I will go and bring you the moon" Monica's For You I Will comes through my phone speaker, its Lay. I answer.
"Hey sis was up" "you at the shop" "of course, money never sleeps" I tell her. "Ok, well I'll be up there soon. You hungry I'm going by Chick fila" "hell yeah I'm starving. Get me a chicken sandwhich chick fila sauce, fries and a Dr pepper no ice" "ok" "oh yeah Polynesian sauce too and a slice of cheese cake" "dang greedy, see you in a minute" she says then hangs up.

I go lay on the couch and watch Taz start tattooing one of her female clients. What the fuck is up with cheetah print tattoos, these hoes love getting it. I think to myself as I watch Taz add color to the chicks cheetah print. I finally get up and go in my office, let me see what's in these boxes.

The box cutter is on top of the refrigerator I grab it and go over to the boxes and open them. Did she really buy these shits. I take one out of the longer box that's on the inside of this big one and on the side of it it reads Smart Balance Wheel with a picture of a red smart balance board on the side of it, shit I guess. I open the other box and in there is a box that says mini, I guess these are for kids.

I pull the box out and its light as fuck. As I'm walking to my desk I'm still in shock on how light these are compared to the other box. I sit down and begin to open the box. After wrestling with the bubble wrap and tape on it I finally get all of that stuff off. I sit the box on the desk and open it.

"What the fuck! I know she didnt order this" I get up and go to the mini box and pull another one out and open it. To my surprise its a baby blue balance board in there.
I pull out my phone and call Pillar as I walk to the very back of the shop and out the back door.

"Hey we're just finishing, what's up" "Did you order cell phone pieces, pens, USB junk drives and a bunch of random shit" I ask her. She laughs, "no, why" "its a box full in the box with the balance boards, just random shit" "hmm, I'll call UPS and have them come pick the boxes up. Call you right back" she says as she hangs up.

I hurry back into the office and take all the boards from the bigger box then I dumb the pens, cell pieces and all that random shit in both boxes. I then go open a case of water and sodas then I dump them in the box to give it some kind of weight. Once I finish doing all that shit I tape it back up and push that shit to the front door of the shop so they can come pick this shit up. They have the wrong address and no one by the name of Michelle Rosario works here & whoever signed for it doesn't work here either. That's the story I'm going with.

Lunch with Lay and Marley was good, them some clowns but I enjoyed it tho, I love my lil sisters and the time and talks we have together.
Well I gotta head home and change, King, Pillar and myself have a lil dinner and movie date then were dropping him off at my moms, my dad is gonna take him and Prince fishing in the morning. But first I have to swing by Pillars storage unit and drop these smart boards off.