Roberta: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!!!??
Lucien: Oh I'm sorry I was in a COMA FOR 10,000 YEARS YOU FUCKING LESBIAN HAIRED BIMBO!!!
Roberta: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU SISTER FUCKER
Lucien: LIKE I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!!
Roberta: YEAH RIGHT SAYS THE THE PERSON THAT A RELATIONSHIP WITH HOR-
Lucien then puts a hand on her mouth
Lucien: We don't speak about my relationship with her....understand
Roberta looks at Lucien's serious face and then calmed down
Lucien: Good. Let's just sit down and talk okay. It's been years since we seen each other
Roberta: Nods her head
Lucien: Now Ah!
Lucien took of her hand of her mouth
Lucien: Did you just lick my hand?!
Roberta: We are even
Lucien: Well I guess so. You are a diplomat so you're good with your mouth. And in sure it's good for other things~
Roberta: SHUT!
Later
Roberta: So....after is gone then
Lucien: Well yeah. I absorbed him 10,000 years ago and sat on the Golden Throne but I went into a coma right after with all the power I gained I couldn't handle it at the time
Roberta: But if Father gave his power what made him think that you have that responsibility?
Lucien: You know how close I was with Father and he trusted me more than you girls. Which I don't really like
Roberta: I see. I bet we wanted to give you his power
Lucien: That wasn't the case. But hey I have been changing the system since I woke up
Roberta: You have?
Lucien: Yeah, I got rid of the Ecclesiarchy and the Inquisition in one go
Roberta: Really?!
Lucien: Yeah, I heard it from a Custodian and the terrible shit they done over the past few years
Roberta: Terrible doesn't begin to describe what they did. To the Imperium and Father's dream. I went into a depression as you can see
Lucien: Yep! I see that. Your eyes are dull and you have bags under your eyes, it's understandable why. But you don't have to be like that anymore this time we are going to act
Roberta: Wait like right now
Lucien: Yes, The Inquisition didn't take the disbanding well and Tzeentch sent a damn continent sized meteor at Terra
Roberta: WHAT!!?!?!? IS EVERYTHING OKAY!?
Lucien: Don't worry. I managed to divert the meteor away from the palace and the inhabitants of Terra. But it managed to make it shake
Roberta: So what now
Lucien: I'm going to send my Legion and people to investigate the crash site. And I sent your UltraMarines to capture Morganna
Roberta: What?! But why?!
Lucien: Sigh. Because no matter how much I hate them, they are somehow capable of doing this shit. I don't know how
Roberta: Heh, so you saying that my UltraMarines are superior~
Lucien: Tsk not even close, Don't get cocky Roberta you fucking smurfs
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The Emperor's Successor
FanfictionAfter the Horus Heresy. The Emperor of Mankind in his last ditch effort to keep The Imperium going he gave his successor his powers and most importantly his life so he can rebuild the damages to the Imperium. But what he didn't know that this will c...
