Fyodor: Inquisitors the time has come! We, they Eternal Watchers of mankind, have come to lay the waste to the foolish traders that have infected and corrupted the very core of our Imperium. We are here to heed the call of our emperor! WE ARE HERE TO SAVE HIM!!
Inquisition: BURN THE HERETICS!!!
Fyodor: Remember our plans! Dispatch of their retinues and defenses mechanics with all haste! Terra has the mightiest fortifications to ever exist, but we shall NEVER give up! Our faith in the emperor will break through any wall! GO! CHAAAARGE!!!!
They cheer as they March on to the ships to invade the Palace
One Invasion Later (GET THE FUCK ON-)
Fyodor and his allies reached their destination but nobody was even there
Fyodor: Where is everybody?! Why is no one attempting to stop our righteous Crusade through the Eternity Gate
Dominique: oh! Maybe they went on a business trip together! That's what my parents did! And my second parents, and all my friends....sniff and my dog
Fyodor: Ugh.... Well, I presume they are all expecting us to enter into the Imperial Palace. When we do, I foresee they will attack us with all they have! SOLDIERS MAKE READY!!!
Fyodor: When we step through these one secret doors we will be greeted by a Vanguard of traitors like no other!
Inquisition: BURN THE HERETICS!!!!
Inside Decius was dating away with a cup of coffee
Decius: Man.......all these paper work for us to negotiate with this fool. I mean I don't doubt the emperor's judgment but telling the public and humanity about chaos? It seems to risky for me
The door then explodes open as Fyodor and his Army stepped in
Decius: My eyes are to blurry to know what the fuck is going on.....
Elirush: It's a Slaaneshi Daemon!!!
Donklas: Shoot it! SHOOT IT!!!
Decius: ARGHHHHH!
Decius got behind cover as they opened fire
Fyodor: CEASE FIRE YOU IMBECILES!!!
They stop
Fyodor: Decius, I am not sure what in a Nurglite bloated ballsack are you doing. But may I suggest you actually FIGHT BACK WHEN SOMEONE INVADES THE IMPERIAL PLACE!!!
Decius: What in the emperor's name are you doing here?! So early in the morning no less! Are you really so dumb that you're going to come back here and force your way into the throne room?!
Fyodor: Well I cannot say it has been very hard so far! Where did the mighty bulwark of the palace go?! Actually has it ever existed
Decius: yes of course it has, we've just retired it because. Well the Emperor wanted us to
Fyodor: THE EMPEROR HAS NOT ORDERED A THING!!! It is all the work of the Adeptus Custodes and that Blood Angels Whore of a Matriarch Sanguinius tempting to ruin the Imperium from inside out!.
Decius: Shut your borscht-hole and get out of here before I do something!
Fyodor: And what would that be?! Are you going to pierce us with your phallic cranium?
Decius: I'll uh..... I'll call on my Ministry to dispatch you!
Fyodor: Ah-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Decius: Don't you underestimate us, Fyodor!!!
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The Emperor's Successor
FanfictionAfter the Horus Heresy. The Emperor of Mankind in his last ditch effort to keep The Imperium going he gave his successor his powers and most importantly his life so he can rebuild the damages to the Imperium. But what he didn't know that this will c...
