After the Horus Heresy. The Emperor of Mankind in his last ditch effort to keep The Imperium going he gave his successor his powers and most importantly his life so he can rebuild the damages to the Imperium. But what he didn't know that this will c...
Lucien: Hey. Nice to see that you're here and.....
He looks at the cultist
Lucien: And you are
Cultist-Chan: I'm Cultist-Chan!
There was silence
Morganna: What.......
Kitten: I-Is that really your name
Cultist-Chan: Yeah! What about it
Rossana: "..."
Morganna: I have no words....I generally have no words
Lucien: Okay then....First why are you here Cultist-Chan you did the most bullshit feat in sneaking in the Imperial Palace and hiding from my Custodians. So what are you here
Cultist-Chan: Well...I-Want something
Lucien: And that is?
Cultist-Chan: I WANT A SELFIE WITH YOU!!!
Everyone was silent
Rossana: ?!
Morganna: WHAT?!
Kitten: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS?!
Isha: What's a selfie?
Lucien puts a hand on his head
Lucien: So you came all the way here snuck through the impossible defenses of the Imperial Palace and snuck into my throne room to get a selfie with me
Cultist-Chan: Yes
There was nothing but silence in the throne room. Cultist-Chan thought this trip was all for nothing. She thought she was going to get eviscerated
But the unexpected happened. There was noise and it came from Lucien
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It was genuine laughter. The absolute balls of this cultist surprised him
Lucien: THE SHEER BALLS YOU HAVE YO COME TO MY PALACE AND WANT SOMETHING SO SIMPLE AS A SELFIE HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE HEARD IN THE GALAXY!!!
Everyone was taken aback by this laughter
Konnie then walked in
Konnie: What's this laugher about?
Lucien: Hey Konnie listen to this! The Cultist over here snuck into the Imperial Palace, past the Custodians and into the Throne room. And get this to get a selfie!
