Opening shot: the exterior of Titans Tower during the day. Zoom in slowly, then cut to Beast Boy walking cheerfully down the hall. He stops short when Starfire floats past, very near the camera. Pull back; he stands near the open door of her room, and she is carrying two large boxes away, one on each shoulder. A question mark pops up by his head and floats away.
Beast Boy: Huh?
The four remaining Titans instantly appear next to him. Utterly oblivious to their presence, Starfire slips back into her room and hauls out a huge pile of spare outfits.
Cyborg: Uh, Starfire?
Starfire: Hmm?
Beast Boy: Going somewhere?
Starfire: I am leaving for Tamaran.
y/n: Oh nice, little catch up with the family?
Starfire: I suppose.
Raven: And you're taking all your stuff because...?
She stops packing and gives her five superpowered friends a tender, almost vacant smile.
Starfire: I am not ever coming back.
The revelation hits the others like a truck, all their eyes pop in a sight gag as they exclaim 'WHAT?!' at top volume.
Robin: Starfire, what's wrong?
Starfire: Nothing is wrong. I am... getting married.
Beast Boy, Cyborg and Raven: WHAT?!
y/n sips some coffee from a mug and spits it out in shock. Raven magics it back into his mug only for him to do the exact same thing again.
Raven: Stop it.
The shock of this announcement sends Robin sliding to the floor while letting out a scream of sheer horror and causing his eyes to blanch out, the other three's eyes tracking him.
We open on the Titan's jet piercing through space- all six on board. Raven plays with her boyfriend's hair as y/n leans into the crook of her neck.
Raven: Enjoying yourself?
y/n can only grunt in response, making Raven giggle. The interaction between Robin and Starfire was decidedly less pleasant.
Robin: You're getting married?
Starfire: Indeed. And I cannot wait to see Tamaran. I have been having a bit of the sick-home feeling lately and am eager to introduce my home planet to you, my friends.
As she continues, a new shot slides into view showing a plate of glorg; the gelatinous, worm-embedded dish Terra wolfed down so eagerly when the Titans first met her.
Starfire: First, you must ingest the fresh-squeezed glorg... or perhaps sputflinks. And wait until you see the portkins; they are as big as a flornop!
Beast Boy: Um, am I the only one afraid of the big portkins?
y/n: Sorry, are we gonna get back to the fact that Starfire's getting married?
Raven: Yeah, uh, anyone we know?
Starfire: Oh, I have never met him. My betrothed has been chosen for me by the Grand Ruler of Tamaran.
Robin: You're getting married?! And to someone you've never met?!
