the pic above...GUYS GET YOU A FRIEND THAT IS HAPPY TO HEAR FROM YOU!!
anyways
so like guess what my retarded ass did
i was in the river in my backyard today n my dad said "go get the float over there" so i was running to get it (cs there was a storm coming n the river was taking it away😍)
i had a corona bottle yk the GLASS BOTTLES. bc it was my dad's n i was catching tadpoles with it
anyways
so as i said i was running n a dumb fucking rock made me FALL. . .
*glass shattering uwu*
ON MY FUCKING LEFT HAND!1!1!
shit hurt bro
anyways i got like eleven cuts n my thumb was the worst one, you could literally like CLEARLY see my muscle tissue n shit 🥰
i'm still in shock that i didn't fucking die lmfao
so uh moral of the story is: don't run with fucking glass in your hands guys😋 ❗
anyways happy 4th go uh kiss a picture of shelly n say "ily bae"
